KrakatoaReviews
"I do always appreciate a good use of the expression milkers."
- Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi
How the fuck you gunna tell me that this game isn't a masterpeice.
- Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi
How the fuck you gunna tell me that this game isn't a masterpeice.
2010
Damn ok I get to be Daddy now.
2016
I grow a turnip, then I sell said turnip. This is my life.
2017
Dark Souls where you follow the story of William Avery, history's first Weeb.
Sylens is just one of those 'born in the wrong generation' motherfuckers.
2020
This game is believed to be an innocent charming experience, but then you realsise that the Pikmin feast on the corpses of their enemies in order to reproduce.
Pikmin 2 is better.
Pikmin 2 is better.
2017
You can be having a good time playing this game, until you get butt fucked by an italian man riding about in a pair of Jays.
2017
Interviewer:
"Mr Taro why did you decide to make the robots so sexy?"
Yoko Taro "Cos I like sexy robots."
Spits in the interviewer's face
Leaves the room
"Mr Taro why did you decide to make the robots so sexy?"
Yoko Taro "Cos I like sexy robots."
Spits in the interviewer's face
Leaves the room
2018
Cory Barlog when he sees the other games in the franchise:
"We must be better than this."
proceeds to break some random guys neck
"We must be better than this."
proceeds to break some random guys neck
2018
See's Mr Negative for the first time
Yo dude what the fuck, is that blackface!? Not cool man.
Yo dude what the fuck, is that blackface!? Not cool man.
2016
"How can you write for a fashion magazine when you dress like a fashion victim?"
"Because I really like words and pants!!!"
- Not-So-Hot Betsey
"Because I really like words and pants!!!"
- Not-So-Hot Betsey
2015
No Grandad I do not want to fuck your creepy sex doll, stop asking.
I'm afraid to say that I like this game, in fear that I might be associated with the professional nonces who play this game.
2012
Ninjer is our word you can say Ninja.
A man can live on nothing but the juice of peaches for decades.