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DRAKE LOOK OUT FOR THE TRAIN!!! OH MY GOD HE HAS AIRPODS IN, HE CAN'T HEAR US!!!
Maybe the real pirate treasure was the friends we made along the way.
What the hell is so funny in the Dark Souls universe? Every fucker that I talk to just starts laughing at me.
2016
I don't know what these red guys have ever done to me but they look a bit shifty if I'm honest
In a hoard of medicore zombie games, The Last of Us actually feels like desginers and writers finally thought of putting in some fucking effort.
I like the monkies.
I like the monkies.
Yo fuck that mannequin what was he doing staring at randomers for no reason.
2016
Id Writing Staff Meeting
John Carmac: So what have you got so far for this new Doom?
Writers: Uhhhhh Doom Guy shoots demons.
John Carmac: ....I LOVE IT!!!
John Carmac: So what have you got so far for this new Doom?
Writers: Uhhhhh Doom Guy shoots demons.
John Carmac: ....I LOVE IT!!!
2016
Only in a game like SpeedRunners can you race a monkey against a disgusting burger man.
2010
Bruh this isnt real Limbo. Where's the dudes from Trinidad dancing under sticks?
2020
Damn this game is so gay it really got me looking up Zagreus x Thanatos shit.
"I need you to kill a bunch of mobsters."
"Sorry wrong number"
Me: "Nah this is the right number boy!!!"
"Sorry wrong number"
Me: "Nah this is the right number boy!!!"
2019
Me: "You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!!!"
Landlord: "There is beauty in imperfection."
Landlord: "There is beauty in imperfection."
2019
Claire: “It wasn’t exactly a ‘short hike though.”
Me: "Ha, titular line."
Me: "Ha, titular line."
Old Man Gehrman's creepy sex doll is back. But this time she's gunna fuck you.
2021
Born in the pit to fight endless battles for my Master I am but a Chimp who has grown weary of war.