Mr X really is an Incel, stalking after someone who wants nothing to do with them whilst wearing a fedora.

I grow a turnip, then I sell said turnip. This is my life.

"How can you write for a fashion magazine when you dress like a fashion victim?"

"Because I really like words and pants!!!"
- Not-So-Hot Betsey

Sylens is just one of those 'born in the wrong generation' motherfuckers.

"God Hand is a game which, grinds through your analog sticks like butter, encourages healthy eating, respecting women and emphasises the virtues of the good samaritan principle."
- SsethTzeentach

Damn ok I get to be Daddy now.

Hollow Knight is pretty much Dark Souls
- videogamedunkey

Dark Souls where you follow the story of William Avery, history's first Weeb.

See's Mr Negative for the first time
Yo dude what the fuck, is that blackface!? Not cool man.

They should call this Sekiro: Shadows Die Thrice. Because I only died 3 times.

(Lying)

"Statistically not everyone would have been Kung-Fu fighting."
- Ben Shapiro

I'm afraid to say that I like this game, in fear that I might be associated with the professional nonces who play this game.

Damn can't believe the most powerful creature in the DLC was a damn dirty ape