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Squirrel Stapler
2023
I prayed and prayed for this day to come.
My wife told me to stop, but I persisted and did not cease.
I read the book of God and ignored every word he told me.
He will come for me.
My wife told me to stop, but I persisted and did not cease.
I read the book of God and ignored every word he told me.
He will come for me.
Yakuza 3 Remastered
2018
This game makes me wish we dropped a third nuke right on okinawa
Fuck them kids
Fuck them kids
like ori and the blind forest but it has combat this time (they still forgot to make it a metroidvania and they still forgot to install a font that isnt arial)
Psychopomp
2024
REAL LIFE TIP: Press your eyes really hard and rub them for like 30 seconds
Squirrel Stapler
2023
What's the first thing we learn in the world of "Squirrel Stapler"? Thou Shalt Not Staple Squirrels. And yet......... through Hubris......................
Thief Gold
1999
*2 hours before finishing the game*
man the only way I'd give this below 4.5 is if the last couple of missions are suddenly really shit and focused on the 1-button combat system instead of actually thieving *looks directly into camera*
man the only way I'd give this below 4.5 is if the last couple of missions are suddenly really shit and focused on the 1-button combat system instead of actually thieving *looks directly into camera*
Super Mario World
1990
smb3 for babies
Final Fantasy III
2021
We really finaled their third fantasy bros
Cocoon
2023
It's quite beautiful to make a game with this much interactivity with a singular button. Puzzles feel good, look good, and are very digestible without being solved at first glance. I feel like puzzle games kinda struggle with a good balance between rocket surgery and square block goes into square hole, but this strikes it nicely.
I'm kinda missing a point to it all? It's like this was a project to explore interactivity, which I guess is fine on its own, but it's just a bit wasted potential to be this immersed and only end up thinking about button presses. Kinda feels like I just had sex for 6 hours without cumming? Like it's nice and all, but.. I like cumming
I'm kinda missing a point to it all? It's like this was a project to explore interactivity, which I guess is fine on its own, but it's just a bit wasted potential to be this immersed and only end up thinking about button presses. Kinda feels like I just had sex for 6 hours without cumming? Like it's nice and all, but.. I like cumming
Still retains almost all of what makes the first two games great, but ultimately the format is just kinda meh compared to the others. It's an interesting dungeon crawler for sure, but I wasn't looking for a dungeon crawler, like at all. It forces the narrative to be a whole lot more predictable and structured than it was before, and sometimes forces pacing to be really unnatural.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still eating and grease is all over my fingers, but definitely my least favorite so far.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still eating and grease is all over my fingers, but definitely my least favorite so far.
Yakuza 3 Remastered
2018
what
Mother
2020
monkey scarier than the SCPs
Mother
2020
GULP where's the monkey...
soul but uhh can't say I'm a big fan of this "switch" in gameplay
but the big moments hit hard
but the big moments hit hard
Northern Journey
2021
*you can barely see my face behind a big book labelled "zingers"*
art game for people who are marginally into source engine speedrunning.. mneh.. *i tear out a page, crumble it up and toss it behind me*
game made by someone who has played every FPS.. nonono.. game made by someone who has played no FPS before ever... nah... bleh.. cruelty squad if it was in my backyard? is that something? *tapping my chin*
AHA! *takes out comically large feather pen and writes "spiders are scary dawg😂 i peed"*
art game for people who are marginally into source engine speedrunning.. mneh.. *i tear out a page, crumble it up and toss it behind me*
game made by someone who has played every FPS.. nonono.. game made by someone who has played no FPS before ever... nah... bleh.. cruelty squad if it was in my backyard? is that something? *tapping my chin*
AHA! *takes out comically large feather pen and writes "spiders are scary dawg😂 i peed"*