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This game is paradoxical because its both literal ass and a work of art.. story is okay i guess, but the emotions you feel are cray cray.. the gameplay is goated... but the gameplay is also repetitive af... the game makes you feel like you can do anything... PVP? gotchu PVE? gotchu? raids? GOTCHU casual stuff? gotyou bro PVE AND PVE IN ONE?!? GOOOOOTCHU BUT you also feel like you cant do jack shit at the same time either

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Whilst this game was definitely on the easier side compared to some other Pokemon games, it does hold a special place in my heart. The plot was simple yet endearing, and the characters- whilst forgettable for some- all brought their own unique charm to the game as a whole. The choice to give the player a group of friends to travel with was interesting, and the dynamic that each of the friends had with the protag was gave the game a little extra sense of personality, and made the game feel more 'realistic' in a way. Mega Evolutions are, to this day, one of my favourite gimmicks that have been brought to the table, and the designs of most of the individual evolutions are mostly stellar (with some exceptions. Looking at you, mega Manectric.) Also, the music was always pleasant, providing a wonderful experience to the ears throughout the whole game.

The Kalos region was a fun new area to explore, with the character customisation options available via the clothing stores and boutiques adding a nice element of customisation that had not previously been seen in the games prior to it. Lumiose city, whilst difficult to navigate if you're not a genius with directions (I know I'm not), was a fun place to explore, with the amount of different shops and services being available to provide plenty of entertainment for post-game. The Cafes are a great way to level up lower level Pokemon (although, the hald-holdy nature of the EXP share doesnt deem this completely necessary until post-game, unless you find a last minute addition to your team). In general, it was a fun new region, and I'm looking forward to being able to explore it further in the upcoming game.

Team Flare and Lysandre was certainly entertaining in my opinion, however I do feel as though their motives were somewhat vague and weren't explored as much as they could've been. Considering Lysandre's main objective was essentially mass murder, I feel as though his character could've been built up on slightly more to make him seem more 'villainous'. The final fight between Lysandre and the protag was somewhat underwhelming and overly easy for a boss battle, however this may not be a dealbreaker if you're looking for a more relaxing time.

Everything about AZ was extremely interesting, however it was disappointing how unfinished he seemed as a character. He seemed to have such an interesting story that would've provided a great deal to the plot, however he was used as little more than a side character. The ending with his Floette returning always brought a tear to my eye, however everything regarding the before (the war and the 3000 years after) and after (the infinite years after his Pokemon returned to him) were just left completely untouched. One battle and 3 or 4 scenes of dialogue just seems not enough for a character with such potential, and I do hope they build upon him slightly more when the new Legends came comes out next year.

Finally, the online services... Ripperoni. But, for the time they were available, the gen 6 online communication features were easily one of - if not THE best in the series. Wonder trading, O-powers, just everything about it was so clean cut and made the experience that much more fun. Seeing all the icons on your bottom screen of people you had either communicated with or passed by was honestly just pleasant, and added a little bit of extra charm to the game. Pokemon Amie was a fun time, as being able to see other peoples Pokemon running across your screen and leaving gifts was a nice touch, and was all in all a fun game mechanic. The same goes for Super training (although this isn't an online feature, but oh well); fun minigames, easier EV training, and an easier way to get evolution stones? Sign me up.

In general, the game still holds up well for its time. Whilst the plot could have been bulked up more, it was still a wonderful game that provided a lot of amazing mechanics that many people still love and appreciate to this day. It certainly had letdowns in some areas, however the sense of community and the general enjoyable mechanics made is a worthy edition to the Pokemon franchise.

I fucking hate this game, and it's ruined my life. All in all it's pretty decent I'd say.

One of the best live-service games out there, and pretty much the only online multiplayer looter shooter that actually works (that's why you see a 'Destiny killer' or two every year). If you can keep up with some bad story beats and weird balance changes, this game is actually very fun, although it has so much more untapped potential that Bungie's leadership can't (or won't) use to their advantage.

Also, the game isn't as expensive as most people say. 90% of cosmetics can be aquired by using in-game free currency and a whole year of content is a bit more expensive than a Valorant knife skin.

We remember incredibly little about this game, but Sycamore makes me feel things so four stars for that alone. 🥖

Is it fair for me, a man in his mid 20's, to be judging Bluey: The Videogame, a game made for three year olds?

Is it fair for me to point out how annoying the controls are, how buggy the game is, and how much of a cash grab it feels like when the target audience of three year olds probably won't even care?

Is it fair for me to say that the game is just bad even though I'm not a three year old?

I don't know.

But what I can say with a decent level of confidence is that if I was a three year old, I'd absolutely hate this game, particularly because of how poorly conveyed everything is. There were multiple times I had to look up a guide to even figure out what to freaking do in this game for three year olds!

Please, do not bother with this game.
Not as a meme.
Not as a Bluey fan.
Not even as a parent.

Play any other game for kids, you'll have a way better time in every single way. This game is only good for a few laughs at its expense and nothing else. After that, you become the joke.

I will never forget the first time I saw a crewmate get mowed down by a turret gun right in front of my eyes, only for a flower monster to be right behind me when I turned around to run. This game turns boys into men. Giggling, sissy, screaming men.

I don't care what Reddit told you, this game is NOT an exercise regimen. Go outside!

There is nothing, NOTHING on the face of this planet, hell in the entire UNIVERSE that I despise more than you. Global warming, shooters, nazis, racism, terrorism, Michael Bay, they all pale in comparison to you. You stupid piece of good for nothing, pathetic trash.

Look Gary! It's the goat!! The GOAAAaAAaaAaAaT... Reflecting on this game is reflecting on a hope that never was. The series at its best, 3D graphics on the horizon, the series stood firmly on both legs, but... Anyways, B2W2 is a full blown sequel, the other one we ever got was Gold & Silver way back when. There's new UI, almost 100 songs.... a revisited map... new Elesa... many such changes. The community wouldn't shut up about BW not having their mid favorites from previous games, resulting in the usual Pokédex being brough back. Still surprised we got to have Riolu before the 1st badge... only for XY to do that again. Now I know what they were doing, shoving him down our throats pause !

Does it sound like I love everything about this game? I love everything about this game! Story, map, graphics, you name it, and I say "this clears". They better not remake it, or I'll glitch out of the map's bounds to protest on the now defunct Route 10. Yeah, thing is, I may be salivating at the thought of an expanded PWT reuniting 9 gens... urgh, stay strong... must... complain...

"Black Kyurem" and "White Kyurem" though? Come on! They think they fullmetal 💀 be lookin fresh though, like Gyattsis from Team Neo-yuck yuck ahh name I don't even wanna say none of that.