2003
After 3 hours I've been filtered. I'll return to this one at some point but for now I just don't have the patience for this
Even though it feels like a retread of RE4 in a lot of areas the game is still a blast. Fun locations and memorable bosses. Also has a nice variety of enemies compared to 7. Ethan is still lame though.
2012
Really should have been an anime or manga instead. When you actually get to play the game, it still feels unsatisfying and brainless. Very on brand for CyberConnect!
Cute little dating sim developed by Square and Nintendo R&D1 in which you try to win the heart of popular real life idol Miho Nakayama. The game is over in about an hour, so you really don't have much time to get attached to any of the characters. If anything, play it for the novelty.
1996
People really like to overstate how "unplayable" the first generation of Pokemon games are and yes, the games are held together with duct tape but is the average player really going to use focus energy? The 1/256 glitch can happen but it's really not that devastating. What really does suck about these games is Silph Co.
2017
A wonderful platformer with great music. Just a warning though, don't play this on the Switch. I played this on PS4 before and I don't remember it having that much of performance issues and the load times were definitely not as horrendous as the Switch version.
2009
My first Souls game and I loved it! I really don't have much to say that hasn't already been said but this version still holds up wonderfully. After looking at footage of the remake this version is also probably better.
1995
This is peak run and gun. The game makes use of all it's mechanics and it urges you to master it.
1994
I don't know how any sane person played this without a guide. The combat is a bit awkward but stick with it and you'll get used to its rhythm.
1993
Seven Force is probably the coolest boss ever made for a video game.
1991
Originally, I was going to write a small review for every game on the cartridge, but as I kept writing down notes, I kept repeating the same points for almost every game, and eventually I just ran out of things to say. I went through every single game and saw most of them to the end until they looped. Some games crashed and one, Fuzz Power, has an impassible obstacle. Yes, every game is bad, but if you just play them for a couple minutes, they can be funny, but actually sitting down and seeing them through to the end is miserable. A couple of times I got a headache, which is a first for me while playing a game. All in all, Streemerz is probably the best game on here.
1994
They had no reason to go this hard
2014
A tad bit weaker than the first game, but it's still more Bayonetta so it's a solid time. I do think the action set pieces in this one are cooler though.
A bloated mess is the best way to describe this game. The action can still be fun at times but then getting shot by an offscreen enemy kills what little enjoyment I had left. Just replay the first game.
I'm a Yugioh boomer so this game hits just right. I'll play this a million times over Master Duel just so I don't have to deal with pendulum or link monsters.