In life. We have roblox.

This game made me feel like I was being raped by Griffith while all my friends watched at my graduation party the day before I go to New Jersey to open a hoagy shop.

Saved my life. Garfield literally payed off my Mortgage and the money I used to owe to the mafia. Peak Game!!!

The fact that they call it "The Delicious Last Course" and then add a playable women puts alot of innuendos into my head that will put me on a list if I say then aloud.

Garten of Ban Ban: The Return of Ban Ban The Reckoning

Surprisingly Good Game tbh

Garten of Ban Ban 3: The Reckoning

I think I have an addiction

This is a game sent down from Jesus Giuseppe Christ himself.

Its sad to think that this has secret lore implications to the fact that peppino caused 9/11. I mean he literally destroys a tower and kills many. The government is yet to speak on this.

This game secretly confirms that Yamcha is secretly the strongest character in DBZ. I mean where else can you see him mix the shit out of UI Goku? Thats right.

The Cold War if Russia lost their temper.

I love beating up the Yakuza while becoming Cinderella for 24 hours.

I personally dont like rain. So risking myself against Rain for a second time was a big step for me, until Loader and Artificer happened.

Never again...

All this game is missing is a quest where you forget to pay your taxes and have to fight off a horde of undead tax collectors with a giant floppy dildo. THEN this game would be the true masterpiece it can truly be.