dunkey really did irreparable damage to this game by making people think its hard to understand how la creatura accepts commands. it looks at you, you tell it what to do. what ACTUALLY sucks about this game is that there is nothing to it besides that. the story isnt really about anything besides your personal relationship with the dog, which didnt work for me as a guy that had a real dog in his lap the whole time. cute gimmick and some pretty moments, but a big fat waste of time otherwise.

a less nuanced God of War III

what it says on the tin

yakuza combat has to have some of the least sauce ive ever seen in an action game

i dunno, four stars? sure?

youve definitely heard of papers please and what youve heard is probably absolutely correct. turns something extremely mundane to something intensely engaging and shockingly emotional, making for one of the best examples of games as art. may god bless lucas pope and may those little pixel russians forgive me for what ive done

itd be weird for me to put collectively about 500 hours into this game over various platforms and give it less than a 5/5 so

wario land II stars lol

honestly wish wario just took damage because this immortality system proves only to be a big god damn waste of time. that paired with this game's honestly not that great controls makes this rough to play. maybe if i went for the super 120% mega gamer ending there'd be more to enjoy but fuck if im gonna deal with that shit

if this game just wanted to coast on the linear Ninja Gaiden aspect, then it couldve gotten away with being pretty alright. but half this game being godawful backtracking paired with obnoxious music and horrible writing makes this game hard to recommend

i actually connot stop thinking about this game

one of the peak co-op experiences. too dumpy to call the whole thing great but full of so many wonderful cheesy moments that its an instant classic. still, play co-op

initially a really cute game with its rhythm-based platforms and simplistic presentation but eventually the charm wears pretty thin and the simple platforming based around patience more than skill starts to set in, not a bad game but probably not one im gonna think about much

shitty writing aside this is honestly one of the best 3D platformers

fighting games are at their best when they are barely fighting games

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