David Cage is a fucking bitch

This review was written before the game released

I hate Chaos. I have always and will continue to hate Chaos.

please don't tell anyone how i live

This review contains spoilers

OOOOOHHHHHHHHH I'M POINPINGGGGGGGGG

they should put Jacob in smash

yaaay A and Matthew i love you two so much haha yaaay

missing an arm and leg, my body is caked in my own blood

"S-skill issue!"