NorfLudens
Incredibly awful
Unmatched atmosphere
2005
Played the shit out of it as a wee lad
1993
This shit rocks dude (get it? Because rock man and like rocks do you get it? Please clap)
This hurts my anus
2012
I've spent here embarrassingly long time
its Xenus 1*
it was my second immersive sim
it was my second immersive sim
insane that there is no review's here
I was literally addicted to this game as a kid
I was literally addicted to this game as a kid
if it weren't for piss play and SA, it would've been 10/10 game
also, please @me if translation ever appears
also, please @me if translation ever appears
2021
holy fucking shit
like yeah it is far from perfect
but holy shit - how fun, unique and cool that was
insane
but holy shit - how fun, unique and cool that was
insane
2021
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ʙᴜʏ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ!ₐ ₚₒᵢₙₜ ᵢₙ ₜₕₑ ₕₒᵣᵢzₒₙ, ₐ ₘₑₗₜᵢₙg ₛcₑₙₑ fᵣₒₘ yₒᵤᵣ cₕᵢₗdₕₒₒd. Yₒᵤᵣ ₘₒᵣₜₐₗᵢₜy ᵢₛ ₛₕₒwᵢₙg. ₐ fᵣₐₙₜᵢc dᵣᵢfₜ ₜₒwₐᵣdₛ ₙₒₜₕᵢₙg, bᵢₒₗₒgy dₒₒₘₑd ₜₒ ₐₙ ᵢₙfᵢₙᵢₜₑ ᵣₑcᵤᵣₛᵢᵥₑ ₗₒₒₚ. ₜₑₑₜₕ wᵢₜₕ ₜₑₑₜₕ wᵢₜₕ ₜₑₑₜₕ. ₜₐₖₑ ₐ bᵢₜₑ. ₛₑᵣₑₙₑ ₛcₑₙₜ ₒf ₐ cₒₐₛₜₐₗ ₜₒwₙ, wₐᵣₘₜₕ ₒf ₜₕₑ ₛᵤₙ. Bᵢₜₜₑᵣ ₜₑₐᵣₛ. ₗᵤₛₜ fₒᵣ ₚₒwₑᵣ. ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ wₕₑᵣₑ yₒᵤ ₐbₐₙdₒₙₑd yₒᵤᵣ dᵣₑₐₘₛ. Yₒᵤ ₐᵣₑ ₐ ₕᵢgₕ ₙₑₜ wₒᵣₜₕ ᵢₙdᵢᵥᵢdᵤₐₗ, ₐₙ ₑₓₚₐₙdᵢₙg ᵥₒᵣₜₑₓ ₒf ₚₐₜₕₑₜᵢc ₜᵣₐᵤₘₐ. Fᵢₙₐₗₗy ₐ bₑₐᵤₜᵢfᵤₗ fᵤcₖᵢₙg ₙₑᵣᵥₑ ₐₚₑ. ₐ ₚᵤᵣₑ ₛₒᵤₗ ᵢₛ bₒᵣₙ, ᵢₜₛ ₙₑᵤᵣₒₜᵣₐₙₛₐcₜᵢₒₙₛ ₛₜᵤₜₜₑᵣ ᵢₙₜₒ bₑᵢₙg. ₃₀₅₈₃₇₅₀₉₃₇₅₀₉₃₅₃ ₒₚₑᵣₐₜᵢₒₙₛ ₚₑᵣ ₙₐₙₒₛₑcₒₙd. Bₑₐᵤₜy ₑₗᵤdₑₛ yₒᵤᵣ ₚₒᵣₒᵤₛ ₘᵢₙd.
ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀɢᴀɴꜱ!
ᴀꜱꜱᴀꜱꜱɪɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ!
ʙᴜʏ ᴀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ!ₐ ₚₒᵢₙₜ ᵢₙ ₜₕₑ ₕₒᵣᵢzₒₙ, ₐ ₘₑₗₜᵢₙg ₛcₑₙₑ fᵣₒₘ yₒᵤᵣ cₕᵢₗdₕₒₒd. Yₒᵤᵣ ₘₒᵣₜₐₗᵢₜy ᵢₛ ₛₕₒwᵢₙg. ₐ fᵣₐₙₜᵢc dᵣᵢfₜ ₜₒwₐᵣdₛ ₙₒₜₕᵢₙg, bᵢₒₗₒgy dₒₒₘₑd ₜₒ ₐₙ ᵢₙfᵢₙᵢₜₑ ᵣₑcᵤᵣₛᵢᵥₑ ₗₒₒₚ. ₜₑₑₜₕ wᵢₜₕ ₜₑₑₜₕ wᵢₜₕ ₜₑₑₜₕ. ₜₐₖₑ ₐ bᵢₜₑ. ₛₑᵣₑₙₑ ₛcₑₙₜ ₒf ₐ cₒₐₛₜₐₗ ₜₒwₙ, wₐᵣₘₜₕ ₒf ₜₕₑ ₛᵤₙ. Bᵢₜₜₑᵣ ₜₑₐᵣₛ. ₗᵤₛₜ fₒᵣ ₚₒwₑᵣ. ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ wₕₑᵣₑ yₒᵤ ₐbₐₙdₒₙₑd yₒᵤᵣ dᵣₑₐₘₛ. Yₒᵤ ₐᵣₑ ₐ ₕᵢgₕ ₙₑₜ wₒᵣₜₕ ᵢₙdᵢᵥᵢdᵤₐₗ, ₐₙ ₑₓₚₐₙdᵢₙg ᵥₒᵣₜₑₓ ₒf ₚₐₜₕₑₜᵢc ₜᵣₐᵤₘₐ. Fᵢₙₐₗₗy ₐ bₑₐᵤₜᵢfᵤₗ fᵤcₖᵢₙg ₙₑᵣᵥₑ ₐₚₑ. ₐ ₚᵤᵣₑ ₛₒᵤₗ ᵢₛ bₒᵣₙ, ᵢₜₛ ₙₑᵤᵣₒₜᵣₐₙₛₐcₜᵢₒₙₛ ₛₜᵤₜₜₑᵣ ᵢₙₜₒ bₑᵢₙg. ₃₀₅₈₃₇₅₀₉₃₇₅₀₉₃₅₃ ₒₚₑᵣₐₜᵢₒₙₛ ₚₑᵣ ₙₐₙₒₛₑcₒₙd. Bₑₐᵤₜy ₑₗᵤdₑₛ yₒᵤᵣ ₚₒᵣₒᵤₛ ₘᵢₙd.
okay so
when people say that this is "best 2d zelda"
well, they're right
also, best bosses in all of the franchise
when people say that this is "best 2d zelda"
well, they're right
also, best bosses in all of the franchise
I wish I had friends
2001
unironically better than a lot of Mario games