ate a snail-looking-thing and psilocybin mushroom, did a frontflip while smoking a cig, peed from the skyscraper, took a 200 photos of cool shit, fell in love with washing-machine-thief-lady, vibed out with big mud, tagged everything and played a Crypt Creeper on my laptop while spiritually supporting workers on strike

what else could you want from a videogame

this game made me go like: ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ ) ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

i wanted to say a lot, but i'll just say this
it's a disney version of Uncharted, and i mean it in the bad way

literally what videogames should be

"this evil weird guy is going to take over the world unless i sexually dominate him, i dont know what democracy is, but is doesn't sound good!"
"Stop Democracy is an outfit in the * area"
10/10

2023

play this with Liveleak Reshade
you'll love it

indie death stranding

you know im right

I think we are yet to realize how deep this game is, and its impact on the video games as an art form

holy fucking shit Jesus fucking christ

how can you have a bunch of cool ideas and strong sense of identity and style, and then ruin it by uninspired level design and dumbest enemy placement (i.e just throwing every single enemy in the small cramped room without thinking)
i wish i liked it more

(btw, game doesn't tell you this, but when you dead, you can press "T" for instant respawn for free)

"Girls love basic hygiene"
yall better take notes

• you cant ctrl+c ctrl+v 1-2 rooms for entire level because >like King's field
• the combat is "press S and MB1"
• i would say that at least one good thing that it has going for it is the atmosphere, but even that is ruined by "cute demon anime girl ^_^"

i get what it was going for, and tried, i really did - i even opened most of the levels - but i cant bring myself to finish this
i get what it was going for - but i dont get it on the emotional level, if that make sense