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Bioware's, or more specifically Drew Karpyshyn's, keen understanding and love of Star Wars shines right through in the quintessential Jedi Knight "KOTOR 3" storyline in this, as does of the majority who proclaim it captures what Star Wars is ultimately about and supposed to be like. That is to say "a hero's journey" where the self-insert Gary Stu/Mary Sue mindlessly follows orders and mows down hundreds of imperial mooks along their path towards defeating the irredeemably evil bigbad with their blue glowstick, as we all know. If there were a dialogue option for the player to retort to the emperor's villainous monologue of vagaries at the end with "AND I AM ALL TEH JEDAI!" or some such it would've been truly perfect, I think Us Star Wars iconography enjoyers can all agree. At least unlike the previous attempt at a superficial facsimile of the movies by Bioware, the token R2-D2 homage party member in this is something akin to a "character" rather than a literal plot device with zero relevance or even personality beyond being needed to open a door on the tutorial planet. KOTOR 2 was quite a subversive deconstruction of the source material in regards to how its narrative handled T3M4 instead, amirite or amirite, my fellow fans of mediocre VNs and WorloWarcrap: Catalyst...? End of line.

PS: im so so sorry for not updating my blog in a more timely manner and aptly posting this on teh fourth of may for the annual CelebratioN of a multibillion£€$ zombie franchise

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CowabungA...HAHAHA, dats Literally Me! a genuine guru of the ancient martial art of fragging, and naturally in turn an affectionate aficionado of gUrls😻, who sometimes says mean naughty stuff liable to get one banD in every modern online game or even this here fine establishment where We Esteemed Gentlemen hand out a due rating of at least five pentacles to GoddoHando and other games by Hideo Kojima (sir, I donot regret my words&deeds, and you shouldNot either...). Thanks to my teacher, Cumfuccius, I now straferun like water, the harmonious balance of the 'Based&Cringe' is the key to cultivating Chi powerlevels beyond imagining, believ it or not fellow "humorists".. my crystal is becoming so pure&p0werful Iwill be able to build a lightsaber with it one of these days...

GREETINGS, MORTAL. ARE YOU READY TO GET FILTERED?

wow what an all-time banger classic that UnIronically simply slaps!! did my continuous HurtMePlenty playthrough on GZDoom with for the most part standard settings + freelook&jumping enabled like my RaidCall friends recommended. :)

in the grimdark future there are only three factions of humanity, the green man group, the red rebel scum, and the blue good guys. it is indeed a beloved high-quality and to some even "SupreeM" real-time strategy game for the PeeCee that nominally asks for an IQ that doesn't qualify one as the king of the hill i.e. bell curve, if the quantity of reviews and thorough essays it's received from all the Pikmin fans here over the years didn't give it away. thatsright Im a big dumdum that likes watching big amounts of big Made In China toys clash and blow each other up, at least my fellow simpletons and the savants of warfare logistics will be able to relate!!!!!!!

Evidently made by and for folx who fell victim to the menticide program proclaiming that the Gamecube was a bänger console with bänger games. The lunchbox handle was arguably convenient but what use is that if at the other address awaited a boX that allowed one to play the very same game as a kewl character voiced by not-Keith David instead of some mute fairy boy, O gamerS...?

it's high-time for gÆmers to confess that "metaprogression rogue-lights" (moar liek blights) peaked with modded Diablo 2 played on hardcore with a shared stash. you can tell this genre is Just Teh Bestest since in truth the main and often only appeal is unlocking more stuff and seeing numberGoUp (I CANT WAIT UNTIL I FINALLY GET STOPPING POWER PRO ON THIS PRESTIGE !!!). this skinnerbox for the 白痴外國人 audience might indeed have Objectively more involved combat and complex buildZ than Darkest Dungeon, but care tell, is it aesthetically cohesive or even appealing to look at, O fans of gAchA games and rhetorical questions? why are these characters that resemble my least favorite pictures on Pixiv fighting extradimensional mushroom monsters done in a different artstyle? DunnO, instantly skipped all dialogue like anyone with a semblance of sense would, hope this next run is gonna be LIT AF!!!!!!!!!

what is You're favorite character build my fellow patrician fanS of leg-gendary CRPG Fallout...? mine is Ofcourse the stealthy power armor juggernaut that instakills everything with crits and can optimally solve every diplomatic dilemma with his mighty charisma score of 1, put that one together when I was 13. my favorite ambient muzak by Mark Morgan you ask? why, the one that wasnot "plagiarized" and doesnot sound similar to the standout weakest track in Descent 2's CD OST,Of Course. Semper Fi, soldiers.........

really makes you feel like a jedi knight because your bodycount ends up being comparable to Duke Nukem even if you dont go dark side (huhuh What An Mess). also does more interesting stuff in regards to "ThreeDee Level Design" and traversal through said levels than whatever your favorite babyproofed bingbingwahoo title from the past 25+ years happens to be, hence why the gaming essay writing elite subscribed to GameMaker's Toolkit, whose ideal of an involving action-adventure is likely Wind Waker rather than Hexen, will tell you it's confusing+Stupid&BAD (quite unlike Them). Kyle Katarn can jump like Goku and straferun as fast as the earlier mentioned action man powered up by steroids (far too powerful to be canon, just like Kotor2!!!!) which is why You should treat "independent thinkers" who put le biggest badass doomguy on a pedestal with the disdain&disrespect they deserve.

yes I am indeed the greatest "Tunnel Rat" in all of southern Underrail, Born2Kill like any true Rocket-Propelled Game enthusiast. my locked&loaded 'N16' and break-action 'Thumper' should speak4themselves, but actual ACTIONS speak louder than "Persuasion"!!!! Iam now going on a date with a pretty bitty with a dazzling smile I met at JKK and it will be a more memorable occasion than anything in Your favorite Romantically Propensive Game, just you watch..! 😻 gonna tell her all about what I did to em freedomdrones.

mm yes indeed I saw this finequality product at the flea market today once more, alongside wow:tbc and Age of Conan and Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter for the PS2. thatsright boys, I knew this was gonna be an all-time Great back when ActiBlizzard immediately responded to the hot precarious issue raised by one of their own astroturfers a beta tester about Traycer's modest ButT being slightly promiment in one of her victory poses, with Jeff Kaplan himself instantly posting in the forum topic in question followed by a sudden media blitz from all your favorite game-urinalist media outlets about this extremely controversial matter. member? I membA. nevermind the miserable maps that were about as fun as cp_junction if you were on the attacking team or the dogshit balance that anyone with a semblance of sense could garner on day one of the closed beta, for which they initially only invited all your favorite justin.tv streamers along with some "wow:tbc arena" pvp pros so that the mätchmäking for those unpaid viral marketers wouldnt last half an hour each time. anyway myfavorite gUrl is ofcourse Mei she is almost as 'cool' as an actual pandaren frostmage and has a BigButt unlike some other characterS. thanX for reading my tumblrpost!.

ps: sosorry everyone i had to use imgurrr instead of catbox the latter doesnot work for me today!

Oyea thishere subterra APC is loaded4bear (Im Going cyborgCommando...), gonna see sum real action, no amount of "concrete" is gonna halt mah advances towards Unity&Peace! I only have one vision....one purpose.....!!😻