u think u Finishd Teh Fight? sorry but An Ancient Evil Awakens (the makers of games such as Too Human, Turok 2008 and Kinect Star Wars, all merged together into a MegaZord called '343'). Cortana looks like she belongs in a porn parody and I think that accurately describes the overall quality of this MTN Dew/Dorito wombocombo advertisement that received 9outta10's from all your favorite gaming media outlets, who were keen enough to inform discerning consumers that this made-with-love sequel has the strongest story yet (love and kind regards from GameSpot). Credit where credit is due, the people behind the story clearly cared enough to read every Bionicle book and the lore wiki in preparation for this, that's why they act like MasterChaff is an actual character with gravitas even though up till now he'd been a camogreen brick who doesn't afraid of anything while outside of the games he was a soda mascot. Look forward to my upcoming review of Halo 5 my felllow gamers who recently purchasd the master chief collection for 9,99 on steem (what a deal!!somany achievements for me to collect)

Oscar Charlie Bravo Mike, frag those tangos with your semiautomatic M14!!! The signature seventh gen Realistic Warfighter sepia tone visuals along with things like the "run mildly faster while wiggling your gun like a jack-off" feature here really show how much ambition there was behind this contractually obligated "Haylo 4" as they internally called it. instead of writing up a vietnam war memorial's worth of text/complaints I'll just say that thankfully there are NoMore Halo campgns left for me to play (YeP!). my favorite part was That Part, besides That one of course, yes, you know the one, when the CURRENT OBJECTIVE pop-up merely read ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE!!!!! LEAD ME TO HEAVEN WHEN WE DIE!!!!! I AM A SHADOW ON THE WALL!!!!!! I'LL BE THE ONE TO SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!!! SAVE US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps: my spartan OC might not be able to dual wield but at least he is forklift certified....

I'm sorry but you can't carry more than 2 grenades of each type anymore, master chef lost that superpower when he fell from orbit offscreen (you have to read the book to learn more about that). I knew I was playing teh best gaem in teh trilogy when I went through that joyously fun second scarab encounter and then not much later got instagibd by a jackal sniper (my favorite enemy in the Halo Sandbox™) and had to do it all over again because the checkpoint system is as usual very good, adding manual saves to the PC port would go against bungee's artistic MTN Dew sponsored vision after all. All my fellow kids apparently hated how Keith David in Halo 2 was an actual character and had a kewl predator cloak, so thankfully in singleplayer you only play as Green Armyman in this epic conclusion that plays out almost as well as the works You read on fanfiction dot net in those intervening years between 2004 and 2007.

it's True...a friend of mine had an "xboxHUEG", I could scarcely believe my eyes when I saw the thing, let alone the fact that it along with its DuKe controllers somehow fit inside his room (playing dead or alive 3 with taht thing is still to this day one of the most herculean tasks ive ever pulled off!!)

Ps:yes the lore in this sci-fi successor to bungee's Myth series is indeed VeryDeep and meta just like marathon, thats why mr Guilty Spark is constantly saying Im A Genius!! ^_^ while giggling maniacally during theLibrary (he is the leveldesigner...)

mmm yes I love perpetually pressing jump and dash as I circlestrafe around and hot swap between all my guns, almost as much as the platforming sections I get to autopilot through inbetween even, puts me right into the FunZone™, but there's no Mick Gordon OST that sounds like someone ripping a fart so I'm afraid I can hardly recommend this GPU benchmark to my fellow topfragging fiends, letterboxd kino connoisseurs who enjoy works such as Into the Spider-Verse or Zootopia will find a lot to love here though.

Most people seem to feel otherwise but I think the prior works of the CRPG legends Leonard Boyarsky and Tim Cain (namely Diablo 3 and WildStar) shine right through. Fallout 4 might've had more consequential choices for the player to make both in regards to what to click enemies to death with or how to go about the comedy of errors trying to pass itself off as the main conflict, but it didn't have any [Intelligence] dialogue options for Us Erudite RPG Enjoyers, now did it..? I'm ever so glad that the wholesomechungus folX at Obshitian swooped in to save us from the clutches of dumb open world shooters that give you rusty POS power armor and a minigun within the first hour (they would never do that, they made sure it isn't rusty and gave a grenade launcher instead!!). And Yes, just like all my fellow devout anti-capitalists with robust steam libraries and shelves full of amiibos here, I purchased this hallmark product from freegogpcgames dot com and am eagerly awaiting to pay 69,99 for the anti-corpo follow-up published by Microsoft, keep up the fight my brothers&sisters!!

"Find out who you really are" says the slogan on the game box (member those?), and whoever wrote the description over at MyAbandonware is evidently a coping expert with less than stellar management and parenting skills. Given that this was one of the most overhyped PC games back in the day and is still thoroughly unique and technologically impressive, it naturally has less reviews here in this den of histrionic hipsters than your average pokemon romhack. Sadly these days it's only available to folX willing to go through the arduous endeavor of downloading it online and installing a fan patch that makes it work spotlessly on Microsoft's freshest spyware (because who has time to set up a VM these days). My condolences to all my fellow kids who'd love to pay 29,99 for a Naught Dive published hackjob on their favorite DRM platform, so that they could then do a scathing write-up about how dumb and bad the tamagotchi's AI is in this "gimmicky" game after babying/neglecting it to act like a helpless moron (you are what you nurture boys and gUrls).