cheaters -1 star

this game will tug my balls like no other ever will

intricate combat system too complex for my brain

no one died on my playthrough so too easy probably or something

several years of my life lost due to just engineering alone

80% mastered

TOO REPETITIVE DO THIS DO THAT DO THIS DO THAT x100000 STILL HAD FUN BUT DAMN

Looks and sounds great, combat feels lackluster, it's open world (derogatory), every 3rd side quest is a trailing mission, liberating camps like it's a Far Cry game. At least there are some cute foxes to pet.

Darius Fucker I ended you. this is my city now.

Double the balls

Sweaty palms trying to maneuver the balls

sheepy pete

I love the humour, the wacky settings, and the characterizations. Overall I had a blast with this game, but the jankiness of the controls and a couple of unengaging sections keeps this from being perfect. I am extremely excited for the sequel though :)

I absolutely adored the game. It captured the essence of the original game perfectly and expended upon it nicely. My biggest issue with the original was how janky it could be at times, I'm glad this turned out to be so polished.

poggers