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Pong
1972
Rating pong is like rating air. We wouldn't be here without either.
Persona 5 Royal
2019
My wife is refusing to speak to me again. I keep telling her that I'm speaking to my waifu Futaba, and that we are only theorising our future together. She says I have 4 days to pack all my things.
VRChat
2017
get ready to be groomed
VRChat
2017
Yeah, VRChat is novel and fun, no shit. But look, I've played a whole lot of depressing games in my time, Oneshot, The Beginners Guide, Omori, etc. and there still isn't something in a video game that incites more visceral sadness than watching 2 people with anime avatars cuddle in VR on while clipping half way through a hammock.
Coping mechanism/10
Coping mechanism/10
Angry Birds
2009
waaaaaaaaaaa higimaaaaaa
Flappy Bird
2013
guys don't delete flappy bird from your iPhone you can't get it back
Osu!
2007
After 10 years I'm starting to think the fact that a serial abuser, four groomers/pedos, an e-beggar, an alt-right chud, and two actual sociopaths in my life all loved osu! might not be a coincidence.
Also when I watched some official osu! tournament in like 2013-2014 on Twitch, the presenter accidentally went to their desktop and the background was someloli in a bikini so there's that. I guess that's not very surprising though since every other map has scantily-clad lolis as the background.
At least I had fun for the thousands of hours I put into this oh wait no I didn't, good riddance, give me back 250GB+ of hard drive space on your way out
Also when I watched some official osu! tournament in like 2013-2014 on Twitch, the presenter accidentally went to their desktop and the background was some
At least I had fun for the thousands of hours I put into this oh wait no I didn't, good riddance, give me back 250GB+ of hard drive space on your way out
Osu!
2007
actually felt like i finally accomplished something monumental in my life after deleting this
thing is i bought a drawing tablet to play this and now i draw furry gay porn . growth
thing is i bought a drawing tablet to play this and now i draw furry gay porn . growth
Overwatch 2
2022
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This review contains spoilers
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