PengasKhan
2022
If you haven't played this, it's probably because you're a fake gamer.
2018
Some people have a hard time keeping up with everything going on in this game. Some people also have a hard time wiping their ass.
2011
This game is kind of like tetris, except instead of the blocks falling, they are already all on the ground.
I made a big mistake of telling my friends this game was good. They all only buy pokemon games when I say they're gonna be bad. Next time a good pokemon is gonna come out, I will make sure to say it's bad so that they all play it
1996
This game is just jumping around. Boring!
JRPGs dream of this kind of writing. Walking Simulators seethe at such engaging dialogue and choices turned into mechanics. All game narratives, bow before your king.
2017
I get the feeling some people are underwhelmed by Mario games. I also get the feeling these people are underwhelmed by sunsets, holidays and the birth of their own children.
2006
Stuart has sure gotten himself into big trouble this time!
2011
People who disagree with me saying this game is more bigger than Skyrim; where is Skyrim 2? That's right, there is no Skyrim 2
2021
10/10 concept, just needed to be fully fleshed out.
2013
This game thought it was Avatar, but it was actually the other Avatar
2022
One day Pokemon will be good and all you guys will stop making fun of me
2002
The water shooting in mario sunshine is the greatest gimmick mechanic in any game ever made. That it happens to be in the least polished 3D Mario might make Sunshine a more unassuming title to the less fully acquainted, the fact is that this game is an attempt to one up the greatest game ever made. It succeeded, mostly.
Future Mario titles attempt at similar, more subdued, and inferior movement gimmicks on top of superior, full Nintendo polish that have to more than make up for lacking Sunshine's water and ambition to compete.
Galaxy and Odyssey are more immaculate games that nevertheless shoot for slightly lower perfection that Mario 64 attained and Sunshine tried for.
Future Mario titles attempt at similar, more subdued, and inferior movement gimmicks on top of superior, full Nintendo polish that have to more than make up for lacking Sunshine's water and ambition to compete.
Galaxy and Odyssey are more immaculate games that nevertheless shoot for slightly lower perfection that Mario 64 attained and Sunshine tried for.
2015
This is a fun game that is a good reference point for trying the rest of the series. Wacky and at times sentimental, Yakuza has lots of heart. At the same time, it's a series you can probably get the full gist of by a couple of sessions worth of time.
2019
This game makes people right when they say Pokemon is bad.