I will be the guy to put taichi in the meat grinder

There was a part of this game where someone said something along the lines of "its like it was rebuilt by someone who doesn't understand how it works," and I really don't think I could come up with a better way to describe what its like to play signalis

i look like this and do this and say this

Gets so far up it's own ass that it forgets what made eps 1-4 good to begin with. Ryukishi can't write meta fiction and can only kind of write mystery

Doesn't hit the same next to family guy clips

All this just so zelda can throw all my shit out again

Losing in this game feels like having your pet killed

Me escaping from tallon IV after eating all the phazon:

0.5 on principle because I frequented internet forums during the height of its popularity

this game is fucking horrible

video game equivalent of a discord vc