The Magnum Dong Licensed Game List
Licensed games are like assholes; everyone's got them, but what matters is what asshole is better than the other asshole. Did that analogy make any sense, No? Too bad that's the best I can come up with.
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
246 Games
t takes pretty much everything from SSW1 and makes it a lot better. The overall difficulty is a lot more forgiving and hits that right kind of frustrating that can make old-school games fun, hell they even made the mission with the superFX chip more playable, and that is an achievement even OG Star Fox can't say.
But once again the first level is the worse of the game and you'll have to slog through it until you get to the good bits.
But once again the first level is the worse of the game and you'll have to slog through it until you get to the good bits.
I really don't like the Sega Genesis so to me this is an inferior version almost every way to TMNTTIT.
This is very much one of those types of games where you really need to stick with it. The most infamous part of these games is how brutally hard they all are, and honestly; if you gave up on the first level I wouldn't blame you. The funny thing is the game gets a lot better after the awful first level on Tatooine, the platforming gets slightly more forgiving, the enemies stop spamming you, you get access to more characters that can make the game more manageable, and the levels that utilize superFX chip are "alright"; it really does it better after the first level. Also oh my god this game looks really fucking good, I sometimes forget how great SNES can look sometimes.
On paper, this could have been a fun game but in execution it's super janky and bad. Really the most memorable thing about this game is that one time Doug Walker played it and got shit for being bad at a bad game.
It's a pretty mediocre GB platformer. Barbies hitbox is way too big and the game is too floaty.
(The SNES Version)
Nothing will ever top this game's OST, it has no reason to go so fucking hard but it does and it's amazing for it.
Nothing will ever top this game's OST, it has no reason to go so fucking hard but it does and it's amazing for it.
It's about on par with episode 4 on NES, IE not great but has some really nice looking visuals for NES and especially for an NES licensed games.
So now you've taken this 2D fighter/platformer and you've turned it into a top-down military strategy RPG with a slot machine instead of normal attacks, and it's really confusing and convoluted. Like I tracked the manual for this game down, and I still didn't understand how to play this game.
A genuinely god awful experience. filled with some of the most assholish level design I've ever seen.
I still stand by my statement "Besides the handful of memorable titles on the system almost every NES game is either bad or woefully outdated", and this game has continued to prove me right.
It's the best of the NES TMNT games but my main problem is that it's still a beaten-up game on NES, most NES games have not aged very well and this one has also aged quite a bit.
While it's not really good I've played far worse in terms of licensed games on NES, plus there is some really good looking pixel art used in the game which is impressive given the whole "NES licensed games" conundrum.
It's not as good as the first GB TMNT game but idk what I expected from GB.
Dear Mom and Dad. I no longer fear hell, because I've finished Bart Simpson's Escape from Camp Deadly
I've always preferred this game over the original arcade game mostly for nostalgic reasons. Pretty much everything from the sprites to movement is better along with the music just HHHEEEMMMMMM it slaps. I still prefer the SNES version more since I feel the pacing in that game is much better and higher boss count makes the fanservies part of my brain happy; but realistically you can’t go wrong with either version of the game.
Slow and boring, just the way I hate em.
It's just one of those classic play with friends arcade games where it's not about the combos or the points, it's about playing with some friends as you beat the ever-loving shit out of everyone in sight, and really isn't that what friendship is all about.
Out of all the Ghostbusters games on NES the bests one was the one not released in the US, yeah that seems to track in most circumstances.
It's pretty much what you'd expect from an NES version of an arcade game.
An experience I would never put my worst enemy through.
Where's my money Dominos?
actually broken to the point where I couldn't finish the game.
I spent the very little time I have left on this earth playing this game.
Idk why I did this but oh well
Idk why I did this but oh well
GB games come in 3 categories, ok, shit, god awful. This one just falls under ok which is amazing for most GB games.
Kinda wish I could like this as much as everyone else but I just don't like the Sega Genesis that much.
idk about you but I think license games on NES just suck.
It's pretty much just like TMNTTIT but missing all of the parts TIT that I really liked.
Fester’s Quest is considered to be up there as one of the worse games the NES has to offer, with it’s god awful controls to it’s amazing “Where the fuck do I go” level design, and it’s ever ending amount of enemies that will drain your heath in less then 2 hits. Now don’t get me wrong this is 100% a BAD GAME, but compared to other NES games I’ve played in the past this is far from the worst thing ever; and this game doesn't even come close to the likes of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde or TMNT.
This has some of the most horrid level design I think I've ever seen in a video game.
Yes it's as bad as everyone said it is.
My boy Jason deserves better than this.
Its an actually decent license NES game, plus it doubles as a good creepypasta too which if I'm honest is a little more impressive.
I'm 100% sure whenever the press asked the development team about the game's "quality" their stock answer would be "Well the Three Stooges themselves made the game".
Knowing that Activision published the game they might be right.
Knowing that Activision published the game they might be right.
Pretty much worse in every way compared to the American NES version, but it does have some weird Japanese jank that can make it funny at times.
A pretty basic text-based adventure game with little bits of Doctor Who charm sprinkled in.
Honestly the game is so basic I can't even come up with a witty joke for it.
Honestly the game is so basic I can't even come up with a witty joke for it.
Ghostbusters?
How about you go bust some bitches.
How about you go bust some bitches.
As a piece of Doctor Who media and the first ever Doctor Who video game, it has literally nothing to do with the show outside of the show's theme at the beginning and the Tardis showing up in 2 levels. It really does feel like the BBC just threw money at a slapped-together mess just to get people interested in the show again; so I guess it's a great meta-commentary on the state of the show in the early to mid-80s.
It's just like any other Atari game released near the crash, forgettable.
the scream sound effect is honest to god one of the worst things I've ever had the displeasure to hear through my ear holes.
One of my favorite and most influential to me as a wannabe filmmaker....................THANKS I HATE IT.
For an Atari version of an arcade game; it's honestly not that bad, given all of the other horrible ports made around that time.
This is a declaration of war to all Pepsi drinkers, the Coke Army thinks we’re weak but we will not take this atrocity lying down. I will take it upon myself to do the most righteous and forthcoming plan I’ve ever conceived. Breaking into people's houses at night and replacing all of their Coke with Pepsi by opening each individual can and bottle; dump it all out and replace it with Pepsi and then factory reseal them with Pepsi; that way they can finally realize the taste of pepsi and coke are so different that the label doesn't matter and they’ll go right into out pepsi loving arms. This normally will take a night (or two) but with the help of volunteers we can push back the influence of the Red Menace and make the world a peace loving Pepsi Utopia.
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I still to this day don't know how this game even works, and after 6 years I'm gonna blame the game on this one rather than my own incompetence.
I mean it's fine I guess, when it comes to Atari games where it's so simple I can't really say much about it other then. Eh it's just whatever
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sam and max this high is mega based
Seeing I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream one space before The Simpson's game lmao
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