The Magnum Dong Licensed Game List
Licensed games are like assholes; everyone's got them, but what matters is what asshole is better than the other asshole. Did that analogy make any sense, No? Too bad that's the best I can come up with.
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
246 Games
This feels very much like an in-between game for Telltale in terms of what they were changing the structure of their games.
Because of that it feels like this game didn't really know what it wanted to be.
Because of that it feels like this game didn't really know what it wanted to be.
The only piece of Batman related media that actually used Clayface in a meaningful manner. Because of this (also because it's just an actually good game) it's getting a 10/10
From the same game director who would later on being us Mass Effect Andromeda gives us the most boring of the Activision, but still not the worst.
I admire the attempt to make a smash bros but for CN, but it just feels way too floaty for a platformer fighter like this to work.
About as stander as licensed games come.
All it really does is ape on the "God of War-like" gameplay that was popular at the time and slaps the Green Lantern name on it. I guess it was playable but other than that it was just really unmemorable and dull.
All it really does is ape on the "God of War-like" gameplay that was popular at the time and slaps the Green Lantern name on it. I guess it was playable but other than that it was just really unmemorable and dull.
I remember playing this a little but not nearly as much as the other Lego Star Wars games. That might be because a lot of the levels are a lot more boring and less memorable.
I have a super soft spot for this game, mostly because of nostalgia but still, it remands a staple of Telltale's older years, even if you can't buy it anymore.
Filled to the brim with charm, style, and a crazy amount of amazing ideas. I just wished its gameplay was anything to write home about.
Inferior in pretty much every way, while it's still fun; I wouldn't say it's awful, but unlike the first game it gets old really fast and it's only 5 hours long so idk what the hell happened
I've always liked the multiverse Spider-Mna stuff, and seeing all the different versions of Spider-Man's rogues gallery is neat, I just wished the gameplay and level design were as good.
I have a problem..............I generally love the shit out of this game.
I find War for Cybertron really frustrating. On the one hand I think its visuals look really nice and stay pretty faithful to the G1 look while also still giving it their own unique spin on the characters on the other hand the typical 7th gen gray filter makes it hard to shoot enemies when they also blend into the background making the game more frustrating than challenging.
On one hand I think the run and gun play is fun and really refreshing when it came to other 7th gen cover based shooters that were never good like Uncharted 1 or GoW, on the other hand it still plays like a stiff 7th gen shooter and unlike other games it resembles like Vanquish it’s slow and sluggish with enemies that are just bullet spongy enough to feel annoying. Along with that the arena level layouts all just suck. They feel very much gated into one way of progression and with how easily you can die if you’re not always on your feet the gameplay gets boring really REALLY fast.
On one hand I think the story is really neat, being able to see the origins of character relationships and events unfolding that I’m assuming the G1 show had in it’s lore (I’ve never seen any piece of Transformers media I just think the robots look cool), on the other hand the game’s pacing is really shit and having the Decepticon campaign start off the game really didn’t help since the beginning of the game is really weak; it only started it get better with the Autobot campaign but by that point the game is almost over and idk if it’s just a me thing but I just wasn't grip by the story personally.
If you can’t tell, I'm not a Transformers fan and I don’t really have any attachment to these
On one hand I think the run and gun play is fun and really refreshing when it came to other 7th gen cover based shooters that were never good like Uncharted 1 or GoW, on the other hand it still plays like a stiff 7th gen shooter and unlike other games it resembles like Vanquish it’s slow and sluggish with enemies that are just bullet spongy enough to feel annoying. Along with that the arena level layouts all just suck. They feel very much gated into one way of progression and with how easily you can die if you’re not always on your feet the gameplay gets boring really REALLY fast.
On one hand I think the story is really neat, being able to see the origins of character relationships and events unfolding that I’m assuming the G1 show had in it’s lore (I’ve never seen any piece of Transformers media I just think the robots look cool), on the other hand the game’s pacing is really shit and having the Decepticon campaign start off the game really didn’t help since the beginning of the game is really weak; it only started it get better with the Autobot campaign but by that point the game is almost over and idk if it’s just a me thing but I just wasn't grip by the story personally.
If you can’t tell, I'm not a Transformers fan and I don’t really have any attachment to these
I know when I was a kid I loved just breaking shit so seeing kids get games like Twisted Metal is really nice to see. Just kinda wish it didn't have that smelling license stink to it.
Marines Campaign: It's reminiscent of almost every other dark grimy FPS of its era, at most it's just boring.
Xenomorph Campaign: Underwhelming Arkham stealth system mixed together with a character who moves too fast, and can climb on almost all surfaces, making it more of a challenge of not throwing up rather than a challenge on the game's part. It's the worst campaign of the 3.
Predator Campaign: The most fun I've had during the whole game. If they made the hand-to-hand combat better and the AI more responsive it would've been perfect.
Xenomorph Campaign: Underwhelming Arkham stealth system mixed together with a character who moves too fast, and can climb on almost all surfaces, making it more of a challenge of not throwing up rather than a challenge on the game's part. It's the worst campaign of the 3.
Predator Campaign: The most fun I've had during the whole game. If they made the hand-to-hand combat better and the AI more responsive it would've been perfect.
A pretty nice return to form for Spongebob 3D platformers, but there's this weird feeling of aimlessness emitting from it.
It's Saw in it's purest form, too bad I don't like Saw.
No Clayface 8/10.
Took all the charm away for the original and now we're left with a really mediocre beat him up.
It's not Ice Age 2: The Meltdown................................... yeah nope that's it.
It’s shovelware in its least interesting form.
It's everything a Ghostbusters fan could ever ask for.
UP yours John Lasseter.
Raven Software were truly magicians in their prime.
I mean it's still not the worst bastardization I've seen for this series, Doomsday Clock still exist.
Not a really good game, but its combat is so floaty and janky it wraps right around to becoming something I've never truly experienced before.
It took everything from the last Horse Adventures game and just made it worse. Who in their right minds thought it'd be a good idea to have the game be an open world with a camera this horrible.
No wonder the Barbie Horse Adventures series is dead.
No wonder the Barbie Horse Adventures series is dead.
Look it has Venom and Moon Knight in it so it's pretty fucking kino
Pretty fun if it's a little repetitive god of war clone.
Cooking Mama if you have a degradation fetish.
It has a bit of the feel the comics had, but literally everything else is pure bottom of the barrel tier smegma.
The epitome of souless, greedy, thoughtless art.
This is a Certified Hood Classic
It's a perfect representation of the show, shit on very category other than the comedy.
Everyone will simp for Hit and run until the day when it gets a remaster but where will you be when the world is burning and The Simpsons Game will come to bring you to salvation. I know where I'll be. Do You?
Pretty whatever compilation of minigames, pretty mid 4 but taking 1 point off for not having David Bowie.
Besides having the novelty of playing as Spidy's rouges gallery it's a super mindless beat-em-up with very little replay value.
This game captured the movie in the best way possible, destroying stuff looks fun……………that’s it.
I somehow have 3 copies of this game and for the life of me I don't know why.
while over the years the movie has grown on me, this game has only gotten worse and worse with each passing year.
I played this game a lot as a kid, on a replay it didn't really recapture the nostalgia I had but it was still pretty ok.
It's a beat-for-beat clone of all of GoW's mechanics right down to the combos;' BUT, if you're gonna rip-off another game at least you did it with a good effort. Other than that the story is none existent and the enemy variety is very eh.
Not great but not the worst thing I've ever played
Not great but not the worst thing I've ever played
I expected worse from you The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.
If I saw this man on the street and snuck up to me and gave me a sandwich I'd punch in the throat out of pure instinct.
An actual stain on the show's legacy.
About as fun to play as Fallout 4, IE not very fun.
Macrophilia Plankton Fetish.
No I will not explain.
No I will not explain.
Irwin truly is the strongest character in fiction.
The stupid amount of memory I have from this game is insane. Just the pure raw creativity that is oozing out is really inspiring.
Trying to play this in 8K is one of my most cherished moments with friends, other than that it's just a whatever kids game.
[Verse 1]
It was a recipe for disaster
A four course meal of no sirree
It seemed that happily ever after
Was happy everyone was after me
[Bridge 1]
It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
I assume you know the rest
[Chorus]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things
[Verse 2]
I guess I probably took the wrong direction
Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran a light past your affection
At Humiliation Avenue
[Bridge 2]
Took a right turn at confusion
A left when I should've gone straight on through
I ran ahead with my assumptions
We all know what that can do
[Chorus]
[Bridge 3]
I get the feeling in this town
I’ll never live 'til I live down
The one mistake that seems
To follow me around
But they'll forget about the sky
When they all realize this guy's
About to try to learn to fly
Or hit the ground
[Instrumental]
[Bridge 1]
[Chorus 2]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a humble little stumble
With a big un-graceful…
It was a recipe for disaster
A four course meal of no sirree
It seemed that happily ever after
Was happy everyone was after me
[Bridge 1]
It was a cup of good intentions
A tablespoon of one big mess
A dash of overreaction
I assume you know the rest
[Chorus]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a fusion of confusion
With a few confounding things
[Verse 2]
I guess I probably took the wrong direction
Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran a light past your affection
At Humiliation Avenue
[Bridge 2]
Took a right turn at confusion
A left when I should've gone straight on through
I ran ahead with my assumptions
We all know what that can do
[Chorus]
[Bridge 3]
I get the feeling in this town
I’ll never live 'til I live down
The one mistake that seems
To follow me around
But they'll forget about the sky
When they all realize this guy's
About to try to learn to fly
Or hit the ground
[Instrumental]
[Bridge 1]
[Chorus 2]
One little slip, One little slip
It was a humble little stumble
With a big un-graceful…
Surprisingly not the worst party/minigame collection I've ever played. It's not gonna be the new Mario party or anything but if you were a kid back in the 2000s (like me) then I'm sure you'd would have loved it.
You can play as Venom and eat kids so of course it's better than Spider-Man 2
If I wasn't a huge Evil Dead fan I probably would've rated this much lower than I actually did.
This game ironically reflects modern-day Tim Burton very well, it's got style with some really nice visuals for GBA, and nothing else.
The best thing to come out of the prequals.
There's a sense of duty towards playing every game ever made, then there's pure masochism..
This game is generally terrible but you can play as Fred Durst soooooo it's get's an extra star just for that addition.
I don't find this nearly as good as BFBB, but it does end with me fighting the final boss on the back of a big hairy dude and I think that's kinda hot so it's getting an 8.
Still better than DMC 2 in almost every way.
Pure movie game kino.
Probably one of the best comics book character adaptation in sprite.
I've played better shitty minigame collections.
Mario Party but boring and unfun.
This felt like one of those old PS2 games you'd play on an old dusty fat PS2 at a rundown daycare behind a supermarket. Yes that did sound super specific and no I didn't play this game growing up.
It's a classic what else can I say about it.
RIP Jerry Springer, you were too wild for this world.
Something about the music and the way everything looks makes this feel more like a Silent Hill game.
I'll always find the first few hours of this game to be a fon nostalgic memory, the last few hours and pure pain.
Why creep and stalk people in real life when you can do it to sadistic Animale Crossing rejects instead.
As someone who champions Futurama as “better than The Simpsons” this is the most disappointing I’ve felt in a good while. Now did I expect this game to be great, no; this was a game released less then a month after the show’s first cancellation and as a game itself it feels like a rushed job with the writers not really understanding what writing a video game is like. The cutscenes are really funny and are the highlight of the game but after their done you get to play one of the strangest 3D platformers I’ve ever played, this game is really hard for me to talk about all I can really say is it’s one of those play it for yourself type shitty games; where the controls are both slippery and stiff, and the jumping is both heavy and floaty while also being generally unresponsive.
If you for some reason actually wanna play this game just watch the cutscenes online, it’ll be a more fun experience then playing through this. (at least the Zoidberg Crash Hog riding rip-off level was decent)
If you for some reason actually wanna play this game just watch the cutscenes online, it’ll be a more fun experience then playing through this. (at least the Zoidberg Crash Hog riding rip-off level was decent)
If I were being honest I gave up within the first 45 minutes, and I don't give up so easily so that's a huge accomplishment coming from me.
That jellyfish fields theme has hunted my childhood, and it's still there taunting me.
Bad skateboarding games are like bad friends, everyone has one and they always leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.
It's just Pinball.........................................................................................................................................................
Compared to other Spider-Men games this feels the most like a rushed tie-in game. Which I mean it is but other games have been able to hide it better than others.
I don't think I've ever understood the point of hooters so I was kinda hoping this game would enlighten me on only men in their late 30s and early 40s seem to flock there in droves while objectifying the waitresses in the process.
I learned nothing and I'm still perplexed.
I learned nothing and I'm still perplexed.
Somehow the ET mini-game in this is worse than the actual ET game.
It's pretty much just Crazy Taxi but with a Simpson's skin, I don't know who asked for this in 2001 but hey they made it.
it's pretty much just the same as the first only with less interesting levels and fewer of Spidey's rogues gallery.
I was really desperate to find games to play around October.
Flanders is the most powerful character in fiction.
If I had a nickle for every bad handheld that was a tie in for a former SNL star's mediocre comedy I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
It's not as bad as people have said but it's still pretty bad.
I still kinda wish this made it into a movie instead of a boring PS1 kids game.
Somehow has worse racing physics than Calvin Tucker's Redneck: Farm Animals Racing Tournament
I wanna find the weirdo at Rockstar who thought it would be a good idea to make a whole GBC game that's just a simulated Austin Powers desktop. Mostly so I can give them like a billion dollars and let their imagination run wild.
It's literally the same game as the Austin Power one but instead of it being Austin Power themed it's Dr. Evil themed, which makes it 10 times better by default.
It's a classic on the PS1, I just feel like most PS1 games have aged pretty poorly.
From the same studio that made GTA 5, Bully, and RDR2. No I'm not joking look it up.
Pepsi owns my soul
As a Muppets super fan I wished this could have been better, but it still has that Muppet charm I crave.
A truly hunting and horrifying point and click game. I love this shit so much.
This is hands down the best of the Super Star Wars games. Its level design is the perfect blend of challenging and rewarding, its gameplay is finely tuned to a T, its superFX chip missions are the best (with the exception of the Endor speeder bikes mission that one just sucks), and oh my god; this is honestly one of the best looking SNES games I've ever seen, the fight with the Rancor looks amazing not even just for SNES standers.
Is the game still ball bustly hard- yeah a little
Does the first level still the worst level of the game- once again yeah it is.
Regardless If you were to ask me which one to get into I'd say start with this one.
Is the game still ball bustly hard- yeah a little
Does the first level still the worst level of the game- once again yeah it is.
Regardless If you were to ask me which one to get into I'd say start with this one.
It's a fighting game on NES I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't shit.
They took the literal concept of the game and slapped it onto a SNES cartridge.
All you do is fight Scratchy with really bad hit detection while dealing with bad platforming until you hit him enough to where you fight him in a boss fight.
Honestly I would've liked it if they had gotten more creative with the concept but this was a cash-in so it's not like it mattered all that much to the devs.
All you do is fight Scratchy with really bad hit detection while dealing with bad platforming until you hit him enough to where you fight him in a boss fight.
Honestly I would've liked it if they had gotten more creative with the concept but this was a cash-in so it's not like it mattered all that much to the devs.
From what I've played it's the best of the 3 TMNT GB games but honestly that's not saying a lot considering this is still GB.
Do not trust these people with any help you need they're fucking crazy and will find some way to kill you or make your life worse in the process.
I see no reason why a short McDonald's tie in game should be as good as it is. I mean it's not perfect or even anything to right home about; besides the music being pretty alright and some genuinely good level design for it's era it's far too easy and I felt like there was a little too much going on visually at times so where I started getting a headache. I think having the novelty of playing a McDonald's video game that isn't a horrible slap dashed togather waste of time is enough for me to say it's at least worth a look but other then that it's really nothing special.
It's the best of the 3 TMNT fighting games but I've never really been that big of a fan of these games so It didn't really click with me.
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sam and max this high is mega based
Seeing I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream one space before The Simpson's game lmao
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