The Magnum Dong Licensed Game List
Licensed games are like assholes; everyone's got them, but what matters is what asshole is better than the other asshole. Did that analogy make any sense, No? Too bad that's the best I can come up with.
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
(This list will never truly be finished since I can't play every licensed game ever made so I'm gonna be updating this game periodically as I play more or log more that I forgot to log in.)
246 Games
I don't give a shit about Fast and The Furious so this didn't really do a lot for me.
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It’s literally every single AAA open world “RPG” but this time it has an expensive license video games sheen.
202
YOUR RUNNING OUT OF FFFLLUUID
203
This game sucks my Spider-Balls.
204
Somehow the ET mini-game in this is worse than the actual ET game.
205
This is a declaration of war to all Pepsi drinkers, the Coke Army thinks we’re weak but we will not take this atrocity lying down. I will take it upon myself to do the most righteous and forthcoming plan I’ve ever conceived. Breaking into people's houses at night and replacing all of their Coke with Pepsi by opening each individual can and bottle; dump it all out and replace it with Pepsi and then factory reseal them with Pepsi; that way they can finally realize the taste of pepsi and coke are so different that the label doesn't matter and they’ll go right into out pepsi loving arms. This normally will take a night (or two) but with the help of volunteers we can push back the influence of the Red Menace and make the world a peace loving Pepsi Utopia.
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐈 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃
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I feel betrayed, I'm Breaking Bad so hard right now, I Better Call Saul soon, otherwise I might end up like Slippin' Jimmy. :)
207
It's a pretty mediocre GB platformer. Barbies hitbox is way too big and the game is too floaty.
208
This felt like one of those old PS2 games you'd play on an old dusty fat PS2 at a rundown daycare behind a supermarket. Yes that did sound super specific and no I didn't play this game growing up.
209
Something about the music and the way everything looks makes this feel more like a Silent Hill game.
210
It took everything from the last Horse Adventures game and just made it worse. Who in their right minds thought it'd be a good idea to have the game be an open world with a camera this horrible.
No wonder the Barbie Horse Adventures series is dead.
No wonder the Barbie Horse Adventures series is dead.
211
I still stand by my statement "Besides the handful of memorable titles on the system almost every NES game is either bad or woefully outdated", and this game has continued to prove me right.
212
If I had a nickle for every bad handheld that was a tie in for a former SNL star's mediocre comedy I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
214
I was really desperate to find games to play around October.
215
I'll say this much it perfectly encapsulates my feelings on the current run of the show. It's boring, forgettable, and it looks like ass.
216
As a piece of Doctor Who media and the first ever Doctor Who video game, it has literally nothing to do with the show outside of the show's theme at the beginning and the Tardis showing up in 2 levels. It really does feel like the BBC just threw money at a slapped-together mess just to get people interested in the show again; so I guess it's a great meta-commentary on the state of the show in the early to mid-80s.
217
Bad skateboarding games are like bad friends, everyone has one and they always leave you with a bad taste in your mouth.
218
I don’t know why I even bothered playing this but I saw a screenshot with fat fuck gomez platforming and I just had to play it for shits and giggles; I ended up getting so bored with thet I nearly fell asleep playing it, which is kinda strange because unlike movies I’m constantly using a controller so idk how the hell that happened.
219
I don't think I've ever understood the point of hooters so I was kinda hoping this game would enlighten me on only men in their late 30s and early 40s seem to flock there in droves while objectifying the waitresses in the process.
I learned nothing and I'm still perplexed.
I learned nothing and I'm still perplexed.
220
Flanders is the most powerful character in fiction.
221
I hate Mobile games man, I really fucking hate them
222
Dear Mom and Dad. I no longer fear hell, because I've finished Bart Simpson's Escape from Camp Deadly
223
It has a bit of the feel the comics had, but literally everything else is pure bottom of the barrel tier smegma.
224
People who've said this is "the worst game of 2023" really need to play more games, or at least play more licensed video games, because while this is a fucking awful game; I've seen far worse come out of the AAA seen and they have even less of a reason to end up the way they do.
225
I haven't played a DnD session that didn't end in pure chaos, but at least I had fun in those game. There is very little fun here outside of the basic ass AAA live services crap.
226
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
227
One of my favorite and most influential to me as a wannabe filmmaker....................THANKS I HATE IT.
228
the scream sound effect is honest to god one of the worst things I've ever had the displeasure to hear through my ear holes.
229
Get away from me you slave owner, your chicken sucks.
230
An actual literal asset flip of a video game, like for real go fuck yourself Activision.
231
A literal con job.
232
How come a game based on one of my favorite TV shows has to be one of the worst games I've ever played. I mean come on man give me a break.
233
𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐲?
234
The antithesis with everything wrong with modern AAA gaming.
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This has some of the most horrid level design I think I've ever seen in a video game.
236
A genuinely god awful experience. filled with some of the most assholish level design I've ever seen.
237
I'm 100% sure whenever the press asked the development team about the game's "quality" their stock answer would be "Well the Three Stooges themselves made the game".
Knowing that Activision published the game they might be right.
Knowing that Activision published the game they might be right.
238
An experience I would never put my worst enemy through.
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𝕽𝖞𝖆𝖓 𝖜𝖍𝖞 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖓 𝖚𝖘
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An actual stain on the show's legacy.
241
Yes it's as bad as everyone said it is.
242
There's a sense of duty towards playing every game ever made, then there's pure masochism..
243
I feel personally insulted, I feel like someone told me I was getting a gift but instead I got kicked in the balls. The World of The Dark Crystal is so massive and interesting you could make a Skyrim-level game, but instead you gave me a shitty tactic game that's not even that good.
I despise you with every fiber of my being.
I despise you with every fiber of my being.
244
Quite possibly the most boring game I've ever played in my entire life.
245
The epitome of souless, greedy, thoughtless art.
246
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sam and max this high is mega based
Seeing I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream one space before The Simpson's game lmao
NOWITSREYNTIME17
2 years ago