1999
spoiler: the threads of fate all start to intertwine at the end until they spell out "wiener" in the sky. Then the planet blows up. Whoops.
2000
Mario escapes from his daily life and worries with some fun ball hitting. After that he goes to play Tennis.
Megaton Press is the best super move in the game.
1999
It's Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Lugia is the best box legendary.
Spyro was better off leaving those gimmick animals in their cages forever.
2000
Rilla Roooo
WINS
HUHUAHUAHUAUHAHAUHUH
WINS
HUHUAHUAHUAUHAHAUHUH
The game's ending where you get turned into a flea, put into two boxes, shipped via USPS and then murdered with a mallet is a bit harsh.
2000
The one hellish screech Helga does when she's hit by a weapon makes up that half a star there.
2000
Thanks to Rayman, plums are my least favourite fruit.
2000
Damn they put a BEARD on a Koopa? I don't know how to feel about Mario's brand identity now...
Imagine making a fighting game with throws but no blocking. My greatest guilty pleasure.
The only GBC Pokemon game worth playing, warts and all.
Mario gets in his kart and drives to the bowling alley for a nice slice of pizza with his friends and nothing about karting happens here.
2001
I asked for Vice City for Christmas and got this instead.