Imagine you get the new crash game only for you realize it plays at its worst on the sony console.
All the gameplay improvements in the world couldn't save the total lack of charm the game loses when Raiden takes control. At least there was a 2 hour Metal Gear Solid sequel at the beginning.
2001
Wario is the better brother.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
DAY AFTER DAY YOUR HOME LIFE'S A- oops sorry
DAY AFTER DAY YOUR HOME LIFE'S A- oops sorry
Hey this platformer is pretty cool what if we added guns and cars and bad mission design? Meh, maybe next time.
To give this game its proper score, I made sure to stay clear of any water or soap before typing this review out.
2001
WHAT'S THIS WHAT'S THIS WHAT'S THIS A TRICK WITH A TWIST
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY AND MAKE IT QUICK
I'M SORRY I LIED JUST WANTED TO GUIDE
EVERYBODY THROUGH THIS AND GO WITH THE RIDE
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY AND MAKE IT QUICK
I'M SORRY I LIED JUST WANTED TO GUIDE
EVERYBODY THROUGH THIS AND GO WITH THE RIDE
When Sly has to go to the bathroom at 4am and successfully relieves himself without waking anybody up, they call him the Sly Pooper.
I liked the cheat code video game as a wee lad.
2002
A gun game without strafing is almost as stupid as a fighting game with no blocking.
Even smol babby me knew this game was big booty buttcheekz, yarr.
2002
A return to static sprites after Crystal made a sad boy.
7/10 too much water
2003
maybe they can find a better videogame next time
2003
Wario does giant swings and spinning piledrivers to random level inhabitants and also to solve puzzles. This is videogames.