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makes me feel like an ai artist with all the fucked up hands i'm making

When Sephiroth said "Do you know the way" and I burst out laughing, I realized I have the internet equivalent of Mako poisoning.

Now, I wasn't originally planning on giving this one a shot because I thought it was gonna be more generic wii mario, but I immediately picked it up when I saw that hilarious xbox brain poisoned tweet that went like:

THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THIS
mario jumping around getting coins yahoo
IS BETTER THAN THIS
guy just walking in starfield doing fucking nothing

DONT WATCH THE GAME AWARDS!

So glad this came out, I missed the time when licensed games were incredibly horrible and abhorrent messes.

Atheism leaving my body the moment I hear:
"♩ Seu Madruga se perturba pisa em cima do chapéu, quando ouve falar em alugel ♩"

This looks and plays like those fake games you'd see characters play in a TV show

the most "WHAT THE FUCK" game of all times. not for being "weird" or convoluted or anything like that, but because you will be constantly saying "WHAT THE FUCK" throught the entire experience. if you know, you know.

absolute banger, one of the greatest of all times, shinji mikami is a goat.

Sometimes the 1 hour "this video game protagonist is insane" video can be about YOU