SuchaCaz
2023
How the hell this game come out of nowhere
2011
Even playing this on a 2011 macbook doesn't diminish this game's quality
2009
Every decision in this game:
"Would you like to help a child or kill ten babies?"
"Would you like to help a child or kill ten babies?"
2010
I love this stupid game so so much. We need more "turn your brain off" games like these that aren't afraid to take themselves seriously.
Hey Lois, this more funny than that time I played the South Park video game.
2020
Never played the original Half-Life, but from what I played, it seemed to be very good at entrapping you.
2013
Very lackluster compared its predecessors. It feels so devoid of humor and joy outside of the boss fights. There's also no sense of challenge in this game. I'm sure this was done because it was a launch title for the Xbox One, but Dead Rising has always been known for challenge. Combo weapons are always easy to find and the location of safe areas isn't limited to one.
However, I'm a simple man, and love me some zombie head bashing so I still like it.
However, I'm a simple man, and love me some zombie head bashing so I still like it.
2016
The only reason two stars are missing is because of those forced walking sections. Everything else is perfect.
2020
My school gave me a VR headset to use for my club.
2012
No other game even comes close to what this game tries to do. Really makes you feel like you're on acid in Florida.
2021
This review contains spoilers
Hooooo boy...
I genuinely want to enjoy this game as much as everyone else, and I see why. Everything about its atmosphere is so mysterious and unique. But, as someone who hates roguelikes, I put this game down after 5 hours of trying to get past Leffy. I ended up just watching the rest on YouTube. After that, I immediately regretted it since I would have had a better time if I had just played it. I wish I got into this game in a vacuum, but I can't do it when your game starts with a genre I wouldn't say I like more than anything.
I genuinely want to enjoy this game as much as everyone else, and I see why. Everything about its atmosphere is so mysterious and unique. But, as someone who hates roguelikes, I put this game down after 5 hours of trying to get past Leffy. I ended up just watching the rest on YouTube. After that, I immediately regretted it since I would have had a better time if I had just played it. I wish I got into this game in a vacuum, but I can't do it when your game starts with a genre I wouldn't say I like more than anything.
2008
I didn't know EA let people make good games.
2022
This game awakens the inner speedrunner in all of us. Yes the story is awful and cringey, but who cares when the game is this fun?
2019
This is a totally real review of Outer Wilds
2013
Me in 2016: haha jacksepticeye likes this funny game!
Me in 2022: Oh my god we are approaching this form of government.
Me in 2022: Oh my god we are approaching this form of government.