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Not very good, but very entertaining for the wrong reasons. I remember when this game first launched and it was viewed as a pretty impressive piece of art... man. I'm glad to see that more people have flipped on this game after they started to recognize a pattern in David Cage's writing.

This game is still worth a playthrough or watch because of how unintentionally funny it is. Just make sure that you fail every single QTE prompt when you're chasing a guy through a grocery store.

Doom

2016

After rising from the ashes of a long and tumultuous development (which at one point had to start over from the ground up), DOOM 2016 managed to surprise just about everyone with how high quality its final release was. Part sequel, part soft reboot, the game does a phenomenal job at bringing the core appeal of the original games into the modern age, while still carving out an identity unique to itself. While it does lack some polish and refinement in certain areas, the game overall is an excellent, adrenaline-fueled first person shooter with immensely satisfying combat and a hellish heavy metal aesthetic that is 1000% My Shit™.

In the far future, the Union Aerospace Corporation, directed by the cyborg Dr. Samuel Hayden, has discovered a new form of energy known as Argent Energy, which comes directly from Hell itself. From their facility on Mars, the corporation creates portals and sends teams into Hell to farm this power source and use it to solve humanity’s energy crisis. During one of their expeditions to Hell, they also discover a sarcophagus containing the series’ protagonist, the DOOM Slayer, who is the DOOM Marine from the original games. After Hayden’s protege, Dr. Olivia Pierce, falls victim to the seduction of power promised by the demons that occupy Hell, she converts staff members of the UAC into a demon worshiping cult, and opens a portal to Hell that allows an army of demons to invade the facility, brutally decimating just about every staff member in the process. Hayden awakens the DOOM Marine as his failsafe measure, and attempts to guide his actions, but the DOOM Marine pays him no heed, and sets out to put a stop to the invasion by doing what he does best: visceral demon slaughter.

Just by playing the game, it’s clear that the team behind 2016 had a huge love for the DOOM franchise. Behind the scenes, they were committed to making sure that above all else: this game felt like DOOM. In fact, they even canceled an entire initial concept of the game that lifted a lot of elements from other first person shooters that were popular at the time of its initial development (specifically Call of Duty), simply because they didn’t feel like that direction was suited for DOOM. After going back to the drawing board and making a dramatic effort to embrace their roots, they managed to really nail their goal, as 2016 definitely captures the core appeal of the original DOOM games. All of the elements that make DOOM what it is are here: the playful “popcorn horror” tone, the huge arsenal of weapons, (almost) all of the different types of demons, the fast paced combat that requires you to manage all of the different resources your weapons use, and the heavy metal-inspired music and imagery. It’s all here, and it’s all unabashedly DOOM. There’s a phenomenal documentary from the YouTube channel Noclip called DOOM Resurrected, which features interviews from many key members of the team that worked on the game. The documentary gives great insight into their creative processes over the entire course of the game’s development, including a small look at the original “Call of DOOM” concept phase. I highly recommend giving this documentary a watch, as you can see the clear love and passion that went into making the game, and it’s an all-around delightful watch, especially if you really enjoyed 2016.

The gameplay of the original DOOM games is translated rather faithfully, though 2016 has some slightly different takes on certain gameplay elements. You’re still exploring environments, searching for keys and eviscerating demons. However, navigating levels is more straightforward in comparison to the original games. The level designs aren’t quite as maze-like, and while you do need to examine your environment and look for unconventional ways forward in order to progress at times, you’ll almost always have an objective marker you follow that will take you to your target destination. However, there are still plenty of secrets to find if you opt to ignore the objective marker and explore levels as thoroughly as you can, including various collectables and plenty of fun throwbacks to the original games. My only issue with exploration is that there will sometimes be areas where you will be required to platform, and falling into a bottomless pit will instantly kill you and cause a game over, forcing you to sit through a loading screen that’s just a bit too long for my liking. This is more of a nitpick in all honesty, but it’s enough of an annoyance that this was changed in 2016’s sequel, DOOM Eternal, where instead of instantly dying, you just respawn while losing a chunk of health.

Combat is where 2016 differs the most from the originals. Over the course of a level, you will be locked into arenas heavily reminiscent of the multiplayer maps from DOOM’s sister franchise: Quake. These arenas are where a majority of combat encounters are held. You’ll have to survive an onslaught of demons whenever you enter these arenas, taking them out one by one until you’ve ripped and torn your way through them all, after which the arenas will open up and you’ll be able to progress further into a level. I absolutely love these combat arenas, as well as 2016’s approach to combat in general. Being locked into an arena with all of the demons, each of which have their own strengths and weaknesses, creates combat encounters that force you to constantly stay mobile, frantically switching between your different weapons depending on the situation and the demons you’re fighting in order to stay alive. Standing in one place is the fastest way to get you killed in 2016. You need to constantly be moving throughout these arenas, or you will easily get overwhelmed and pummeled or blasted to death by a Hell Knight or Revenant. The combat arenas themselves are also fantastic. They’re designed in a way that makes it easy to learn, memorize, and traverse their layouts.

Another unique addition to combat are the glory kills, which are cinematic finishing moves you can perform on an enemy after doing enough damage to them. While I have seen some mixed responses towards these, I personally love them, and find them to be a big part of why I adore modern DOOM’s combat so much. You can perform a variety of different glory kills based on the position of yourself and the demons, so you’re generally seeing a decent variety of glory kills depending on the situation you’re in during combat. Being able to perform glory kills at all of these different angles really adds to the immersion of combat in a big way as well, as they prevent the flow of combat from being broken. Glory kills are also generally rather short, they rarely take more than a second to perform, keeping them from being particularly intrusive. Though, larger enemies do get longer and more dramatic glory kills, which makes it even more satisfying when you manage to perform one on them. For me, glory kills add such an immense level of satisfaction to combat. Performing one on a particularly stubborn enemy or towards the end of an especially difficult combat arena provides me with unheard of levels of dopamine.

DOOM Guy’s arsenal of weapons sees a rather large expansion in terms of their capabilities. You can tell that they were attempting to give each weapon in the game a dedicated purpose, but unfortunately the balancing of the weapons just doesn’t quite work out that way the farther you progress in the game. The Chainsaw has been changed so that instead of being a melee option, killing enemies with it will grant you additional ammo, at the cost of requiring fuel charges in order to use it. As long as you’re not burning your fuel, you’ll almost always have an opportunity to not only instantly remove an enemy from the battlefield, but replenish any ammo you spent as well. Since ammo management isn’t that big of a concern, once you get the Super Shotgun, the Rocket Launcher, the Gauss Cannon, and the BFG 9000, you’re pretty much set for the rest of the game, and your other weapons feel rather superfluous. The Super Shotgun in particular wound up being a little too overtuned in what I’m sure was an attempt to stay true to the strength of the original weapon in DOOM II: Hell on Earth. It has a wide spray, does a lot of damage and staggers enemies at closer ranges, making it the go-to weapon for almost every scenario. You could honestly get through the entire game with just the Super Shotgun and then using the Chainsaw on enemies to replenish your ammo for it, if you really wanted to.

There are also the new weapon modifiers, granting special abilities to your weapons, but these also are made redundant by the more powerful weapons in the game. This is my biggest issue with DOOM 2016. A lot of your weapons and their modifiers just feel like excess baggage by the halfway point of the game. They don’t serve too much of a purpose, nor do they feel especially satisfying to use. As a result, I find little reason to use pretty much half of your arsenal. Hell, I forgot this game even had throwable grenades until I replayed it, because you never need to use them for anything. Thankfully, DOOM Eternal goes above and beyond to address this issue, but I’ll definitely go into more detail regarding that once I review that game (and I gotta say, I’m hella looking forward to reviewing it).

There’s more of a focus on storytelling in comparison to the original games, in so much as there actually is an in-game narrative. iD’s approach to storytelling in 2016 is interesting. For the most part, it’s there if you want to experience it, but if not, you can ignore it and move on. However, there are still certain cutscenes and cinematic setpieces that you’re forced to experience and can’t really skip. If you are playing to experience the story as well as the gameplay, it’s no big deal, but I can’t imagine the folks that don’t care about the story are especially fond of these unskippable moments of the game. They also can make the game a bit of a pain to replay as a result as well. The story itself is one that suits DOOM. It’s not particularly detailed or complex. It’s simple, straightforward, and easy to digest. There is actually a lot more lore under the surface that’s explored in the game’s codex entries that’s an entertaining read if you take the time to look through them.

Since 2016 primarily takes place either on Mars or in Hell, you spend almost the entire game traversing through red or orange environments, and it can make the levels bleed together a bit in terms of their visual design. There are still elements that make these locations look distinct though, for example, the Mars facilities are a lot more science fiction inspired, whereas Hell more so resembles fantasy, with environments that look like they were ripped straight off of a Slayer album cover. The artstyle of the characters translates the old school designs of the DOOM Marine and the demons from the original games into a modern look very faithfully. The demons manage to look kinda scary, yet they still have that 90’s charm to them that keeps them from being super terrifying. I like the design of the new Praetor suit for the DOOM Marine as well. It’s not my favorite suit (I think Eternal’s blows it out of the water) but it’s not at all bad.

Mick Gordon’s soundtrack, which has received a lot of praise, is undeniably solid, but I don’t quite share the same enthusiasm for it as other people do. Despite Mick specializing in the genre, and despite the fact that heavy metal music has always been a core part of DOOM’s identity, in part three of the DOOM Resurrected documentary, Mick mentions that he was specifically told early on in development that the soundtrack should NOT be heavy metal focused. He only went back and started adding more heavy metal elements to the soundtrack after initial fan feedback. As a result, the soundtrack as a whole is mostly very atmospheric and electronic based, with a lot of extremely bass heavy synths with the occasional opera singing when in Hell. There are a couple of tracks that do utilize guitar, and in my opinion, these are the more standout songs of the soundtrack, specifically Mick’s rendition of At Doom’s Gate which plays as the level cleared theme, Rip and Tear, and of course, the iconic BFG Division, an anthem from this game that I honestly believe deserves to be held in the same regard as all of the other classic and memorable DOOM tracks. The soundtrack as a whole is great in the sense that it suits the environments that you explore very well, but it doesn’t have enough guitar for my tastes.

Revisiting DOOM 2016 for the first time in quite a few years was pretty fun. I’m not going to lie, I kind of really had to hold my tongue and keep myself from mentioning DOOM Eternal more than I already did throughout this entire review. All of the good things that 2016 does are improved upon tenfold in that game. As a matter of fact, Hugo Martin even at one point said during marketing for Eternal that once you play it, it’d be hard to go back to 2016, and in all honesty, he was right, but I digress. 2016 is still an accomplishment worthy of celebration. The team that worked on it went above and beyond their goal of translating the experience of the old DOOM games into something new and modern, while still retaining DOOM’s core identity. It’s exhilarating in all of the ways only a DOOM game can be.

I actually can't believe how good this game is and how much it holds up despite being 20+ years old.

Spoiler alert: This is another case of me liking the first game more than I like the sequels, and that is because this game also serves as kind of like a horror game, where you have to escape a science facility that is trying to kill you every 10 seconds.

I absolutely adore how horribly wrong things go here. From the moment the resonance cascade happens, everything is already destroyed, there are corpses all over the place, and you are just hopelessly running around with nothing but one thought in your head....To get out. This game takes the same idea as Portal but doubles down on it and spins it on it's head.

Not everything is perfect tho, the game is admittedly dated in some areas. I don't like the on rails section of the game too much...And the alien planet just felt pretty rushed, ugly and lackluster.

However, those are miniscule downsides to what is otherwise a timeless game. If you haven't played it yet, give it a shot! I am currently replaying it actually, and I can't wait to play Black Mesa after I am done with this one.

I'm glad the game box art let us know that the guy we play has a goatee, otherwise we wouldn't know he's cool.

I still have flashbacks to the countless times I forgot the game didn't have a checkpoint system, or the times I accidentally quick-saved while falling off a ledge and fucked up the whole space-time continuum.

I think this game is a master of tension. The monsters are intense. The sense of dread and paranoia are also very well done. The problem is Isaac it's hard to connect to a character that's told to go there and do that. If he was more fleshed out as a character this would be a better game.

Solid Bond title, but I kept wishing it would push the envelope a bit more. The opening is very strong and you keep hoping for more moments like that, unfortunately the pacing plateaus after that. It could be because they had to respect the source material, but still it would have been nice to see more creative freedom.

Still a good and varied game, the mix between regular on-foot and vehicular combat was quite enjoyable. One major issue I had though was that the game is extremely tight fisted with ammunition. It runs out way too quick and you need to fallback on weapons that aren't too fun to use.

Overall, it's worth checking out as it's a solid entry in the series. Though I would recommend playing this one before Everything or Nothing if possible.

Nostalgia aside, a fun game with satisfying shooting that still holds up really well. All the hit reactions enemies have when being shot are very impressive. The overall atmosphere is also great, especially so accompanied by the moody soundtrack.

Great game to play if you're just getting into the series or coming back for old times' sake.

One of those games where I adore what it is, but I'm kind of more excited for the sequel that could expand upon what it's building.

okay actually what the fuck? what the dog doin

This games fuckin weird bro. Pretty much every individual part of this game goes for a completely different tone, and it all comes together as the gaming equivalent of eating paste made out of bananas, peas, and sardines. The visuals are made up of reasonably solid looking (albiet framerate-chugging) levels populated by uncanny-looking people. The writing is immensely crass and immature, with a wise-cracking snarky dog interacting with a myriad of cheesy stereotypes with enough poop/fart/sex jokes added in to make any middling dreamworks movie blush. The soundtrack ranges from bumping techno jingles to ambient music that straight up astral projects me to another plane of existence. Our doggy protagonist moves and animates with a shockingly realistic attention to detail compared to other cartoony platformers. It really does feel like the games director, writers, animators, composers, and designers all misunderstood the assignment in their own unique way, making the game an absolute tonal rollercoaster. And that's not even considering the unfittingly eerie and morbid ending.

The thing is though, the actual core game is a pretty solid collectathon, and the more I played it and got used to the serial-killer vibes the game has, the more I honestly enjoyed it. It really did feel like there was a lot of genuine thought in analyzing what dogs do and how to convert them into palpable game mechanics. Like dogs usually just beg, retrieve stuff for people, piss and shit everywhere, dig around in the mud, bark at things, sniff around random places, and eat potentially questionable food from god knows where. All of those aspects of being a dog and more are covered in this game, and the main gameplay of doing dog things to accomplish tasks to earn bones to progress is just as fun as collecting progress mcguffins in any other collectathon.

The game is weird, but it's not half-assed shovelware. If anything, the bizarre vibes make this game certainly hard to ever forget, and I could definitely see this game leaving an impact on me in many different ways if I had played it growing up. It definitely has a cult following, and I can honestly see why. Give it a shot if you enjoy some absolute strange fuckshit. Sasuga europe

This game was one of my favorites as a kid. I love Star Wars and as a kid I really loved legos and even had a few lego star wars sets, so when i saw this game at Big Lots(Yes that store sells games, im not sure if they still do but i remember getting games from there whenever it wasn't pre owned gamestop games) I knew i wanted it. When i got it, I loved it so much. Playing throughout the prequel and original trilogy was so much fun and I loved freeplay and just playing as different characters throughout the movies was so cool. I loved playing as yoda because i just liked the way he would run around with his lightsaber and the noise he would make when he died, it was so FUNNY i loved it. I loved the cantina being the hub world and loved listening to the band. The comedy in this game is so funny i fucking love it. This game is just so fun, it reminds me so much of my childhood.