My friend told me he beat this game but IDK if I believe him... I bet you he didn't even make it halfway.

Yeah this game is based... as in it's based on a really convoluted and self absorbed premise that a game where nothing actually happens and an annoying narrator berates you the entire time could ever be fun

Zany and intriguing but also just a little more drawn out and slow paced than it should be. I'm not sure why Cosmo got rid of the ability to run from Off-Peak but otherwise it was a fun environment to explore and make connections in. The secret passages were great as well and the music is of course 🤌

The phenomenon surrounding this when it first came out was pretty neat and I'm all for a game that helps people to be fit, but as a game it's just way too predatory and money hungry to be actually fun

He on his way to steal ur girl

Hol up Konami. Why didn't you let Kojima cook?

One of the most bearable metroidvanias I've ever played due to the really awesome innovations it adds to the "pinball genre". There's definitely a lot of Bennett Foddy feeling moments where one misinput can push you back pretty far that get annoying but in general the charm and creativity of this game make it a solid recommend for me. Soundtrack is kinda goofy ah but fits the vibe of the game well.

My memories of this game are outweighed by memories of my brother who loved WWII explaining to me the tierlist of guns in this game and their historical significance.

Solitaire but for edgelords 🕷️

This was a hilarious but also incredibly depressing experience. There is so much content here (though there are lots of flipped assets as well) and you can just feel the amount of earnest effort that was put into certain things (such as the main character's voice acting despite the bad writing) but the execution is botched so badly in so many ways. It feels like it was made by an amateur with no sense of good direction playing with a AAA toy box.

Fecal man is a horror icon though.

DON'T STOP
BELIEVING
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!!!

I mean the gameplay itself wasn't terrible but this will forever be remembered as the game that overdid pay to win so hard that EA was cemented as a meme for it.

I would hang out with Uboa idfc she seems chill

The English language was a mistake