For an extremely limited 3d game that ran on old school computer Macs this game goes way harder than it had any right too. Genuinely impressed when I got to the level with the flying dragonflies.

2015

This game proves without a doubt that nothing ever happened in Tiananmen Square especially not on June 4th, 1989

Birds just wanna flap tho
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Legendary mobile game. Peak of the platform in some ways.

The momentum based gameplay takes a minute to get used to but nothing about the game overstays its welcome. Gotta love my guy Pixel he just doesn't miss.

The infinite generation of spiderweb or shit to flies to plastic was genuinely frustrating and unsettling

Just granny with some better theming and also screw you centipedes in the vents.

2nd racing game to have QOTSA music in the soundtrack next to Jak X. I love them both though.

Me and my bionicle obsessed little brother played the crap out of this but could never get passed the lava level where we consistently softlocked ourselves every single time

This is the one time I have given fire emblem a chance and no it did not pass

Girlfriend does not approve of any of this...

Nice place to hang out if you're interested in meeting people on the sex offender registry

I would hang out with Uboa idfc she seems chill