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Journaled 5+ games in a single day
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I tried this game on 4 separate, fully functioning to brand new devices over the course of 6 years. Each time, it performed worse than the last and I never got more than an hour into the game before catastrophic crashes and soft locks. If there's good design there, I'll never know.
The game doesn't fucking WORK.
The game doesn't fucking WORK.