GRAAHHH!!!!! STOP HAVING SEX WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to hold Gradys big robotic hand

You can make your character Kevin from the minions movie and have him die in the same hour

my friend watered our campfire with a watering can and killed us all

reinforces my belief that birds are evil and dont like you

Are we gonna ignore that Yacht Club just worked with some dudes game and slapped Shovel Knight on it doe

watched vinny play this day 1. at one point he was 3 pixels away from an enemies sprite and took damage. he hesitated for a moment after it happened.

this game employs psychological warfare in that the first person pov gives me vertigo

that nuclear waste looks so ummy yummy

Simultaneously makes me feel like a mad genius and a mad idiot all at once

I feel like i need to be in a cubicle with a monitor covered in sticky notes to play this

I have no witty review this is just a great game

You cant just make 2 separate games and expect me not to constantly worry about them when im playing either one

"You know how dogs like to rip up things, like manuals, homework, and stable marriages"

gaining health when people compliment you is actually so genius let npcs be wholesome