Every character in this game just looks like they'd smell awful.

Played on NSO Genesis

Okay I love this thing but damn am I just bad or is this game hard as fuck? Probably a bit of both. I can't make it past the cave area.

I guess the birds will never be saved and will probably die a cold, lonely death. Oh well.

Played on NSO GBA

I could see Mr. Potato Head's soul leave his eyes as I continued to lose to KIM in Connect Four over...and over...and over...and over

Bro I can't believe they made a sequel to Mario Bros!

It's like Pac Man, but with religion.

So it's Pac Man.

Played on NSO NES

Everyone's downloading the delta emulator to play the Pokemon games. Me? I downloaded it to play gameboy pacman. We are NOT the same.

I swear sometimes I think I don't deserve to play video games.

played on delta

Instead of reviewing this (it's a good puzzle game idk) I just want to say my girlfriend doesn't play video games much but occasionally will play things like Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Stardew Valley and...Dr. Mario. She can just sit and play Dr. Mario for hours and hours. It's nuts.

Idk I think she's living proof that Nintendo should release a Dr. Mario app on phones.

The worst way to play the best Mario Kart game. Play Toad Harbor in Battle Mode if you want a brain aneurysm!

Got this with my Wii U in 2013 and at the time I was young and stupid and didn't understand that the "New Super" series was being exhausted by Nintendo. I just thought it was a fun sequel to the Wii one I loved so much, and enjoyed it overall.

But man now I get it. Like if you put a gun to my head and told me to describe specific traits of a level in this game, I'd say shoot me.

Wait actually I'd say "OH MY GOD THE VAN GOGH LOOKING ONE" and then you'd say "everyone says that one say something else" and then I'd stutter and sweat a bunch and then you'd shoot me.

Need to go to the eye doctor after racing on Choco Island.

played on NSO SNES

As much as I want to make fun of this game for being...ya know...Clu Clu Land...I actually kinda like the gameplay. It's like pac-man but different. And anything that even barely resembles pac-man I'm contractually obligated to enjoy.

played on NSO NES

I used to think I was the hottest shit for saying I threw my Wii remote at the tv playing bowling for the first time at a friends house. Like I was SO bad ass for almost damaging their property.

This game is good. The sky is blue. I'm an idiot.

Had to wash the taste of bad Star Fox game (Star Fox Zero) out with good Star Fox game (this).

I can appreciate the level design but man I'm just bad at video games that require me to think.