Idk man. I totally respect this game and wanted to love it so bad (I mean I went out of my way to spend $70 just to play it) but I just don't think my pea sized brain likes Metroid. I played about 5 hours and just got so lost, even guides couldn't help. Maybe someday I'll try it again. I just be stupid and dumb and stupid dumb right now.

Now every time I take a piss I'm gonna call it my Geno beam.

Gun to my head I could not even begin to conceive the plot here. What the hell is Kirby's MOTIVATION???

played on NSO gameboy

This would probably be my favorite 3D Mario Game if it weren't for movement being limited to 8 directions. And the fact that this game is designed to be easier to play in 3D but isn't on the 3DS. Ughhhhh too many missed jumps that make me want to commit arson.

She Mario on my Plessie til I unleash Bowser's Fury

Welp back to the vastly superior Nintendo DS Pokemon games we go...

I'll give it a half star because it's a criminally underrated 2D Mario game and easily the best of the New Super series and four stars because of BIG MARIO

I joined an online match and I was the ONLY person not using Funky Kong. You Funky Fucks need to chill.

Put the cartridge in the SNES and then remembered I need a Super Scope to play...I don't have a Super Scope so instead I threw my remote at the tv for a similar effect.

Honestly way more fun than it sounds.

I think my favorite Wonder effect was when Mario whipped out a gat and started bussin Koopas

I didn't commit most of my high school calc class to memory but you bet I can recite almost every line of dialogue from this game!

The nintendo fanboy in me is CRINGING that I sunk less time into this than Mortal Kombat 11

More like Super Mario Orgasm am I right fellas?

Dumb fun. Emphasis on DUMB

Can't wait to tell my kids about Dexxit...