Why does this game look like what I imagine plastic would sound like if it could talk?

The nintendo fanboy in me is CRINGING that I sunk more time into this than Smash Ultimate

When I die, please remember as Bowser Jr. in the GLA.

I'm using tilt controls!

Wasn't gonna log this but then my activity log said I've "played" this for over 20 hours???

Never been so addicted to being so dog shit