Shout-outs to the all the 90s kids leaving their Mega Drive on over night to finish this goddamn game the next morning.

GIMME.

SUPER. HOT.
SUPER. HOT.
SUPER. HOT.

This world is better than ours.

Fuck me, this game is too fucking hard.

Happiness is a warm cow.

Turns out trains are good and orderly and awesome and cars are some chaotically stupid shit, who knew??

A fantastic puzzler concept and character design almost totally ruined by a healing structure I assume is the vestigial remains of a pay-to-win system from before it got picked up for Apple Arcade.

BT-1 fucking rules.

Keanu Reeves voice Whoa.

The raddest 23 minutes of my life.

If I weren't completely bored to tears by corridor shooters anymore I would probably love this game.

How did we ever think these camera controls were ok?

This might be the first game I ever played. Super cute penguin.