They did it. Those bastards did it. They made the perfect video game, and then they made it again nearly just as perfect.

AKA “the GOOD Dragon Age.”

Don’t play this game; it will ruin your life.

I haven’t gone back to confirm this is still the best 3D platformer ever made, but at the time it was definitely the best 3D platformer ever made.

Playing League when there’s Dota is like going to Fogo De Chão and choosing the salad bar.

More a prototype of an interesting game than an actually interesting game. Fascinating as a mass-scale social experiment, though.

This review was written before the game released


STILL THE BEST BY A COUNTRY MILE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

As a piece of design it’s completely outdated and impenetrable, but that doesn’t change The Legend of Zelda’s ability to take me back to a state like lost memory. It’s an evocative and powerful little game about being stranded in a strange and dangerous magical world; I’ll always kind of love it for that even if I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.

Did anyone actually play the first Civilization? Did it ever even exist? I’m not convinced.

Charming and miserable in more or less equal measure. It’s misery with a purpose, of course, but all the same I don’t think I needed to experience it for myself to appreciate the value. A good Let’s Play just does as well.

A wild new genre appeared!

2017

Ti’zo too good for this world.