More than just a womb for Dota.

I'm the one person on earth who despises the vehicle and Space Harrier sections, but this game still kicks massive angelic ass.

Wow!! Cool robots!!!

I mean, it’s no Warcraft 3, let’s be real.

It’s Tetris. Probably the best Tetris. The fuck do you want? Play some Tetris.

This is the first and only time you will ever hear me say a game was too short.

“Is it finished, Yuri?”
“No, Comrade Premiere. It is only begun.”

Mortal Kombat’s inputs will always be butt, but what else ain’t to love about this reboot? Absolutely insane story mode set a new standard for fighters.

HULK SMASH.

This game could be incredible if it weren’t for the part where you have to play it.

Yet another western RPG that could have been incredible if the act of playing it weren’t constant misery.

Distilled tears.

Illustrative of the degree to which all the charming character design in the world won’t save your platformer from bad levels and bland mechanics.

A breathtaking piece of interactive narrative innovation no one else in the industry has shown any interest in imitating. 80 Days is a masterpiece start to finish, and we deserve way more games with this much interest in weaving words and player agency seamlessly into story.

Capcom didn’t have to go this hard, but I’m sure as fuck glad they did. One of the only two Zelda games with any defensible claim to top Link’s Awakening.