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Zombie Hunters
2005
Honestly if you think this is bad you should try Zombie Zone, which is the same thing but more miserable and with no direction.
Anyway I speedrun this. No I don't know why, it's kinda mesmerizing. There's no plot, there's two music tracks, and they reuse the same three maps for the entire game. The hospital is actually the worst thing of all time. At least you can beat this game in like 40 minutes.
Anyway I speedrun this. No I don't know why, it's kinda mesmerizing. There's no plot, there's two music tracks, and they reuse the same three maps for the entire game. The hospital is actually the worst thing of all time. At least you can beat this game in like 40 minutes.
Fallout 4
2015
the video game equivalent of eating mcdonalds in a hot car
Bomberman: Act Zero
2006
This is basically just classic Bomberman but with better graphics and a cool art style. There are a disappointing lack of modes but that is also normal for Bomberman outside of the 3D adventure games. I think this would have been more popular as an XBLA release.
Pepsiman
1999
we’re gagging for u pepsiman
Sonic Lost World
2013
I FUCKING HATE WISPS!!!!!!
WHY HAVE THEY BEEN A MAJOR GIMMICK IN EVERY SONIC GAME FOR THE PAST DECADE??
I CAN'T ESCAPE THESE CHICKEN LITTLE ALIEN REJECTS EVEN BY PLAYING HANDHELD VERSIONS OF THE CONSOLE GAMES!!
WHO TF AT SEGA THOUGHT WISPS WERE THE THING PEOPLE LOVED ABOUT COLORS?? WHO CARES ABOUT THESE THINGS??? HAHA YEA YUJI NAKA SIR DA WISPS NEED TO STAY!
[YUJI NAKA PRISON VOICE] WELL SHUCKS, MAYBE THIS IS WHAT I DESERVE FOR HAVING A WISP FETISH 😓
WHY WERE THEY LAZILY INSERTED INTO EVERY GAME SINCE, MAKING COLORS HAVE EVEN LESS IDENTITY THAN IT ALREADY DID??
WHY DO THEY ALL SUCK ASS TO USE AAGGSHHD THE AWFUL STONE GYRO CONTROLS ONE IN THIS GAME IS ESPECIALLY ASS!! THIS GAME REALLY THINKS UNLOCKING WISPS FOR EARLIER STAGES IS GONNA ENCOURAGE ME TO REPLAY THEM🤮
MAYBE SONIC BOOM IS SECRETLY THE BEST MODERN GAME CUZ IT DOESN'T HAVE FUCKING WISPS!!!
Also maybe the worst special stages in the franchise? I can't recall ever getting motion sickness from playing a game but these almost did it good lord. But more importantly, actually playing them makes me look like a complete retard.
WHY HAVE THEY BEEN A MAJOR GIMMICK IN EVERY SONIC GAME FOR THE PAST DECADE??
I CAN'T ESCAPE THESE CHICKEN LITTLE ALIEN REJECTS EVEN BY PLAYING HANDHELD VERSIONS OF THE CONSOLE GAMES!!
WHO TF AT SEGA THOUGHT WISPS WERE THE THING PEOPLE LOVED ABOUT COLORS?? WHO CARES ABOUT THESE THINGS??? HAHA YEA YUJI NAKA SIR DA WISPS NEED TO STAY!
[YUJI NAKA PRISON VOICE] WELL SHUCKS, MAYBE THIS IS WHAT I DESERVE FOR HAVING A WISP FETISH 😓
WHY WERE THEY LAZILY INSERTED INTO EVERY GAME SINCE, MAKING COLORS HAVE EVEN LESS IDENTITY THAN IT ALREADY DID??
WHY DO THEY ALL SUCK ASS TO USE AAGGSHHD THE AWFUL STONE GYRO CONTROLS ONE IN THIS GAME IS ESPECIALLY ASS!! THIS GAME REALLY THINKS UNLOCKING WISPS FOR EARLIER STAGES IS GONNA ENCOURAGE ME TO REPLAY THEM🤮
MAYBE SONIC BOOM IS SECRETLY THE BEST MODERN GAME CUZ IT DOESN'T HAVE FUCKING WISPS!!!
Also maybe the worst special stages in the franchise? I can't recall ever getting motion sickness from playing a game but these almost did it good lord. But more importantly, actually playing them makes me look like a complete retard.
god truly is a place where some holy spectacle lies 🤣🤣
omg ik this one guy and he has the ethel cain god loves u but not enough to save u lyric tattooed on him and that’s just so lame idk talking about religion or thinking about it is just lame I think
omg ik this one guy and he has the ethel cain god loves u but not enough to save u lyric tattooed on him and that’s just so lame idk talking about religion or thinking about it is just lame I think
Smarty
1996
this and a blunt but no seriously this and a blunt
rlly lovely game :-))
in love w theresa duncan’s vision and idea of a middle america, a place innocent but not and a place that’s somehow both mundane and extravagant. I think she hoped for a better world for future generations :-) I think that’s sweet :3
highly recommend looking at her blog @ https://theresalduncan.typepad.com/witostaircase/
spent a few hours on there last night and there’s some rlly great musings and photo curation from her if u even slightly gaf about fashion/feminism/art/celebrity/conspiracy etc etc
rlly lovely game :-))
in love w theresa duncan’s vision and idea of a middle america, a place innocent but not and a place that’s somehow both mundane and extravagant. I think she hoped for a better world for future generations :-) I think that’s sweet :3
highly recommend looking at her blog @ https://theresalduncan.typepad.com/witostaircase/
spent a few hours on there last night and there’s some rlly great musings and photo curation from her if u even slightly gaf about fashion/feminism/art/celebrity/conspiracy etc etc
Jackass: The Game
2007
watching soo much viva la bam/jackass/etc growing up rlly did do strange things to my sexuality lmao
wtf they made raving rabbids but w scary 3d models of real life hot guys !!
wtf they made raving rabbids but w scary 3d models of real life hot guys !!
epic 😎
Pawggle
2024
the demon of babloyn disguises himself with the coat of the righteous
Felvidek
2024
slavs are so cool i wish they were real
Drakengard 3
2013
this game has the exact same narrative tone and writing style as neon white but y'all aren't ready to have that conversation
Target Earth
1990
This is a little embarrassing, but I got stuck in the weapon screen at the very beginning of the game and I had no idea what to do lmao
forever hexing sonic's newfound status as the big meme franchise or the revisionist take that sonic was never good because it obfuscates how genuinely great this game is
Star Ocean: The Divine Force has a lot going for it.