try not to smile or have a delightful time challenge (DIFFICULTY: IMPOSSIBLE)

the perfect kart racer, but skill ceiling is so low it isn't as replayable as some earlier entries.

but cmon ITS GOT THE LICK

unironically one of the most exciting, innovative, and ahead of its time games I've had the pleasure of playing

consistently very funny and enjoyable

I had a religious experience playing this game for the first time. A1 adaptive soundtrack as well.

we really are all connected, aren't we?

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jaw dropped when speaking with a friend after beating this game. I spoke about the most moving scene-- for me, when Harry takes a nap and has a dream about his wife near the end. my friend never experienced it. I had no idea it was optional.

unbelievable game, made me rethink everything. also Kuno ended up being my partner which was nuts. so excited to replay fully VO'd!

had me equally smiling and locking in

the ultimate your friend's cool older brother's game

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she gave him the funny hat. and now I'm crying

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I don't like the man I become when I play this game

honestly more chaotic than I remember, the music and character animations were the best in the series up until MK8D. super fun to 100% and playing co-op in the same kart was a genius design decision

makes a perfect game even better

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a schoocha della boppo di beepa da beppo!

aha! okie dokie

the only thing that ever organically made my father smile