i took chronos before writing this review and ive beeen typing for hoursss

"oh boy what a delicious looking sausage, I hope I get to eat it"

"But the Yo-yo master would not listen
he just kept on yo-ing"

WHY IS THE SOUND FOR WHEN YOU'RE AIMING BOMB BIRDS SO FUCKING LOUD FOR NO REASON THEY DIDN'T HAVW TO DO THAT

Genesis is what final fantasy characters seem like to people who don't play final fantasy

Genesis is what final fantasy characters seem like to people who don't play final fantasy

me and the bois on our way to
Do something that shows you won't forget

imagine being a meta-narrative un-killable unexplainable entity of a character but your name is still Richard

ok at some point someone should start keeping a better eye on this damn lighthouse

there's a brand new race of people that the history textbooks of hyrule just kinda forgot to mention

my favorite part of every round is the very beginning where we have literally zero information so we all just vote for Raqio because no one likes him

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Garl tells the three wisest creatures on the planet "I will save the entire world by making a huge loaf of bread" and they're just like "sure go ahead"

yo they made a actual game for those losers who listen to video games soundtracks and call it their "music taste"
:O

thea spell that teleports you outside a dungeon is straight-up named
"OUTSIDE"

the spell that hurts enemies is named
"HURT"

and the upgraded version of it is called
"HURT MORE"

10/10