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Luigi's Mansion
2001
Who would want to buy the Nintendo ShitCube? Nobody likes it
(6-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
I met a goat guy 3 times. He had a long beard and I just felt weird.
[Dad's note: She had her tonsils out the same day TotK came out, so she was in a semi-delirious state when she insisted on reviewing the game. I was very impressed that she still managed to get through a couple shrines on her own!]
I met a goat guy 3 times. He had a long beard and I just felt weird.
[Dad's note: She had her tonsils out the same day TotK came out, so she was in a semi-delirious state when she insisted on reviewing the game. I was very impressed that she still managed to get through a couple shrines on her own!]
Halo 3
2007
343 guilty spark is the nagito komaeda of halo
Bee Movie Game
2007
i am not going to elaborate
LittleBigPlanet 2
2011
Shoutouts to whoever made that level where Bill Clinton smoked weed and went to the moon.
EarthBound
1994
One of the best RPG's ever made. It even inspired all the other best RPG's ever made. Witty humor, fun gameplay, cool designs. AND THE MUSIC!!! This game has it all, just don't cry till the end.
God of War Ragnarök
2022
Mfs on Backloggd will play one second of this game and already think it's one of the worst things in the whole entire world due to the fact that it's an AAA game made in America.
Also, funny bald man with beard will get to say "boy" a million times again after 4 whole years, so yeah, if I get a PS5, I'll definitely get this.
Also, funny bald man with beard will get to say "boy" a million times again after 4 whole years, so yeah, if I get a PS5, I'll definitely get this.
Sonic Frontiers
2022
If any negative reviews for this game mention 06, Boom, or "rough transition into 3D" at all, do not trust the person who made that review.
God of War Ragnarök
2022
Without getting into spoiler because I think even the most minor spoilers are worth experience for the first time this game was an emotional roller coaster for me I have both GOW 3 and GOW 4 platinumed and have been playing the series since the release of GOW 4 back in 2018 and have been anticipating this game for so long. The amount of emotions I experienced through the 30 hours of playing the main quest are indescribable this is the first game to genuinely make me break down crying because of how amazing it is. In total I cried 9 times and I honestly am glad I felt these emotions because I will never have an experience like this again with any game. If you loved anything about God of War 4 and your skeptical on buying this game just get it its one of the best experiences in gaming you probably will ever have. I don't think I could end this year off on any better new release this game will honestly even probably leave a long lasting impact on me and I haven't even completed all the side content yet just everything about this game is fucking amazing and I cannot recommend this game enough you will not be disappointed in the slightest.
God of War Ragnarök
2022
If I'm gonna hear someone say one more time that it's just "more of the same" I'm gonna detonate myself and everyone in a 5km radius. I fucking despise this very new trend of calling sequels that don't look massively different "the same". GoW already had an enormous amount of innovation with 2018, it doesn't need more for a while. Also GoW 2 and any OG GoW game to follow, excluding 3, play nearly identically to 1 but nobody bats an eye, it's only bad apparently when new games do it
Anyways, gonna link the full review here(if I ever make one) after I play the game for a while:https://www.backloggd.com/u/Shrouls/review/618952/
Anyways, gonna link the full review here(if I ever make one) after I play the game for a while:https://www.backloggd.com/u/Shrouls/review/618952/