Oh my god can you two fucking KISS ALREADY OH MY GOD-

then there's no time to waste

Well. Now I know.

it really is that bad but i always thought it was weird how most people never even get to the bad part. like oh you think the rings are annoying? now get ready for some of the most incomprehensible game design ever programmed and put on store shelves.

Ubisoft: Let’s make a game about Avatar (a movie franchise about colonialism and exploitation of the environment) where you have to strip Pandora of it’s natural resources and slaughter every animal you come across so that you can craft a muzzle attachment for your assault rifle that gives you a 2.3% chance on every fifth bullet you fire to poison an enemy.

I cannot believe the plot of an actual God of War story is Kratos being tricked into going to therapy.

The developers could have hidden a new Star Fox game on the Game Over screen, and nobody would ever find out.

Melon

Dolores please come back I swear I've changed

This is my Black Panther

All 99 F-Zero fans can finally duke it out

What an absolute work of art, well worth the 10 year wait in my opinion. This is almost exactly everything I could have asked for in a new Pikmin game. You are committing a crime against art and gaming if you don't play this game (and you don't have to play the first 3 before this if you are wondering).

I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged based off the color of their leaves but the quality of their dandori

PEAK FUCKING FICTION!!! plae dee emm cees too, guut gam beast gam :) donte is good and bets in geame pls play ghame

depicts an average day of a backloggd user