spider-man

first half is a 7/10
second half is a 5/10
fun to control though

space

tripping is worst than 9/11

i like how gay Ezio and Leonardo Da Vinci are for each other

protagonist isn't gay with a historical figure
mid

Connor is cool and that was enough for me when I was 12

i like being a pirate

i hate france but this one is cool, the really detailed setting helps a ton with immersion, gameplay is cool, story is mid though

they simplified the parkour
i HATE YOU UBISOOOOFFFFTTTTTTTT

i hate ubisoft

it's like one of those games that are cinematic experiences but it's actually good and there's an actual fun game to play

i like hack and slashes

the best hack and slash ive ever played, complete freedom to approach combat in whatever way you want, no matter how you approach it, it's sick as fuck

2 stars are for the connor story, the best part of the game by far
david cage, you are not smart for making the androids analogous to black people, you are stupid and I hate you