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"wot if u were a boy with no personality but two hot babes fell in love with you because you were nice to them on the most basic level possible and also the hot babes were part of a marginalised group considered your property but it's ok it's not weird we promise they actually like that you are Their Master it's ok :)"

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

This game has the world record for most times someone gets shot by someone that was off camera

Yakuza 5 is a very interesting beast to say the least it has some of the Strongest moments in the series that are bogged down by it's slow pace and Huge Exposition Dumps. While Some People may dislike it, Personally I think the Game hits the right notes.

"I know writers who use subtext and they are all cowards".

this one is completely disjointed and unhinged; at its core, past all the bloat, you can see what a sharper version of this title could have looked like, and that pervasive vision lingers in the foreground of all the games antics. but all the same you can feel the fervent passion of the development team in each minute of its runtime and their unrelenting, inelastic vow to push the bill and expand the scope of what is possible, sometimes unnecessarily. in all the ways that makes yakuza a titan it is fantastic, in all the ways it makes yakuza tiresome it is paramount. still some of the best side content in the series though, understands the core of what makes this franchise endearing with sniper precision

play as a dimwitted celibate as you wonder about the texture artist who crunched 14 hour days to satisfy yu suzuki's hubris

there’s a lot of fighting in this majima dating sim

What Remains of My Patience

One of the stronger kusoge out there

Ring Fit's dim-witted progression and simplistic, goal-oriented sessions end up being a strength for a person like me who usually can’t be fucked to exercise. I play and see a different number than before, regardless of what it means, and think “wow, that’s progress.” And in some real, appreciable way, it actually is.

It's games like this one that made me want to avoid the look of my peers in the hallways of the film department.

as far as this particular lineage of call of duty-influenced single player first person shooter campaigns goes, killzone 2 is top of the line and is consistently underappreciated and devalued for it. machinegames scattershot efforts with the new wolfenstein saga could only dream of approaching this level of lumbering oppressiveness, this heavyweight orchestration of life and limb struggle with fearsome artillery that takes the drab grit and muddy colour palette common to the seventh generation of shooters and molds it into a bold statement. lightning in a bottle for an otherwise bad franchise, testament to the value of aesthetics in a shooter

i hate this game but if you talk shit about it i will probably strangle you

stop blocking for one second please for the love of god