Mar 2023: This Month's Games

a public journal of everything i've played this month

any notes should be treated as "first impressions"

Project Zomboid
Project Zomboid
Review
Kentucky Route Zero
Kentucky Route Zero
the most Theater Kid game i've played this year. i understand why some people wouldnt resonate with this but i love it to death
Lost Judgment
Lost Judgment
snake style fucks so hard
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
have been attempting to craft a review for this game for literal months - maybe one day it'll be out! - but in short i think this is a fantastic samurai game marred by the inclusion of too many vestigial systems. if you have to access a feature with the menu then it can probably be cut out of this game entirely
Sifu: Arenas
Sifu: Arenas
Yakuza 0
Yakuza 0
replaying this and it's good, but it strengthened my conviction that it's not the best game in the series
Coral Island
Coral Island
greatly prefer this to Stardew Valley (and any other game that tries to be this much like it) even though it's a little light on features for it to feel like a full experience atm. this is the first time i've found romanceable companions that feel more interesting than picking a favorite color, even though 50% of them seem to have the same personality.
Grim Dawn
Grim Dawn
every time i come back to this game i want SO BADLY to like it, but i always have a hard time gauging if i've built my character poorly or if i've just hit a difficulty spike. skill issue? maybe
Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak
Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit - Remastered
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit - Remastered
Review
Perfect Heist 2
Perfect Heist 2
Review
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 4
Terra Nil
Terra Nil
neat little terraforming puzzle game! apparently people have complained about it being short for a game with its price tag but i felt it was just right
Chair Simulator
Chair Simulator
another game from MSCHF (the people who made Tax Heaven 3000, among other things) but I'm afraid this one might be a little too subtle in the point that it's making, because unless you come in with knowledge of MSCHF then this probably blends right into the background noise among other shovelware simulators
Yakuza Kiwami
Yakuza Kiwami
there is no way to play this game after yakuza 0 where it doesn't just feel like one big, sub-par DLC
Tales of Arise
Tales of Arise
Review
Valheim
Valheim
one day, people will do the "no they've added quite a bit, it's actually good now" thing and i'll fire up a version of this game that doesn't feel like a roblox rip-off of a better game
Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty
Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty
Review
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
enjoying the battle system more, enjoying the characters less

Review
Rebel Inc: Escalation
Rebel Inc: Escalation
i think it's the small scale that makes this whole thing unsatisfying? ultimately it feels like i'm pressing the same 3-4 buttons each game to balance some numbers until the timer is up and my park-sized province wins or loses the game. i know this is basically a phone game so i'm not going to deduct too many points for this, but i don't really feel inclined to go back either
Ages of Conflict: World War Simulator
Ages of Conflict: World War Simulator
as much a "world war simulator" as TFT or Powder Game 2 is

Unrated

Amazing Cultivation Simulator
Amazing Cultivation Simulator
still hilarious to me that there's a comment box for basically every element of the HUD and 40% of them are full of westerners going "what the fuck is going on" about the Five Phases

Unrated

Balrum
Balrum

Unrated

Terra Invicta
Terra Invicta
Running into the same problem that I ran into with Phantom Doctrine where I really like managing spies on the world map and doing the espionage, but I really don't care about the other stuff. I just want to manipulate governments and stuff

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