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Ninjabread Man
2005
featuring dante from the doughnut may cream series
what the fuck does that even mean
what the fuck does that even mean
Sonic the Fighters
1996
Normal people bought Gaiden to see what happened to Kiryu between Yakuza 6 and 7
I bought Gaiden to play Sonic The Fighters in it's entirety
I bought Gaiden to play Sonic The Fighters in it's entirety
This game changed me forever at the age of 3 and I haven't been the same since. This blue parasite will not leave my brain
Forza Horizon 4
2018
roughly 10 hours in and i don't care mechanics or anything like that. this game's solely purpose for me is listening new city pop albums while driving
Yakuza games are better at game preservation than most video game companies
Knuckles' Chaotix
1995
A game of breathtaking audiovisual beauty marred by a clumsy gimmick that /can/ be quite fun but rarely is, given the level design. A tantalizing hint of what 32 bit Sonic could have been
PaRappa the Rapper 2
2001
You go in thinking it's going to be corny as hell and then it hits you with Guru Ant. The music industry has never recovered
Xenogears
1998
Tetsuya Takahashi: "i skimmed the abstract of like 5 different philosophy books and arthur c clarke novels and i'm here to just vomit all that back at you for 70 hours without saying anything meaningful about any of it"
Me: "sounds bad"
Tetsuya Takahashi: "i've also included kung-fu and robots"
Me: "sounds sick"
Yoko Taro: (furiously taking notes)
Me: "sounds bad"
Tetsuya Takahashi: "i've also included kung-fu and robots"
Me: "sounds sick"
Yoko Taro: (furiously taking notes)
DONDE ESTA SU SOMBRERO????????
Tales of Arise
2021
i dont know a shit about tales games but this has women and i like women so its good
Guitar Hero Smash My Balls
"what color is the sky up there" what other fucking color would it be
Everybody 1-2-Switch
2023
I'm gonna send this horse to a goddamn glue factory
EarthBound
1994
Sonic Lost World
2013
when I was playing this as a kid I would hear the deadly six threaten to kill sonic and would remark "wow this game really means it when it says E10+" with 100% sincerity