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Favorite Games

Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect 3
Starfield
Starfield
The Last of Us
The Last of Us
Kirby & the Amazing Mirror
Kirby & the Amazing Mirror
The Sims 3
The Sims 3

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Yakuza 0
Yakuza 0

Apr 25

Grid Legends
Grid Legends

Apr 25

Gran Turismo
Gran Turismo

Apr 21

Control: Ultimate Edition
Control: Ultimate Edition

Mar 31

Batman: Arkham Knight
Batman: Arkham Knight

Mar 29

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would have given this a higher rating if the game is just going to different bars every night to do the karaoke mini game

Being addressed only by my racing number constantly is giving Agent 47 lmao

This is genuinely the most fun I've had with a racing game in a while. The bar for progression and story in the racing genre is admittedly pretty low, but here they were the highlights of the experience for me. The career mode story was entertaining, the mix of live-action and CGI cutscenes was innovative, and the office style mockumentary had me chuckling throughout.

The simcade handling model is one of the best among EA's racing games. I hope NFS moves in this direction instead of doubling down on the drift-heavy gameplay. Docking half a star because multiplayer is a mess and you can't create custom races without opening an online lobby for some reason.

Regardless, this is a massively underrated series, and I enjoyed it FAR more than Forza Motorsport.

is this game implying spongebob shits himself when he dies wth 🫥