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they put new jack and violent j on the cover this is the best wrestling game ever made literally

A potentially unfair score because I played this with an improved combat mod on recommendation of my friend, so whether or not that would sway me one way or another can't quite be a foregone conclusion

I can say this though: Terra is one of the biggest himbos I've seen in video games, that guy is NOT smart

You think I played this on an actual Playstation? I fucking wish.

This is one of the most confident games I've ever played god damn

Every single aesthetic choice is a masterstroke. It manages to be equal parts funny, disturbing, and thought provoking. I don't even have much else to say other than I'm blown away by this.

Oh yeah and the games industry needs to get its shit together in regards to sound design. This runs circles around almost every game coming out nowadays, make some bold choices! Drown your voice actors in reverb + bass! It's fucking cool!!

In the name of Harman...

MY SECOND FAVOURITE GAME OF ALL TIME

For my whole time in the video game world, I was told "Hotline Miami 1 is infinitely better than Hotline Miami 2." And despite that being the safe answer. However when I beat it, Hotline Miami 2 instantly became my favorite video game of all time, and one of my top 3 favorite pieces of art. Believe what people tell you. This game is brutally difficult. It takes a lot out of you, and the first was not as hard. However, I never found the overwhelming difficult nature of the game excruciatingly bad. I just wanted to keep playing to finish the story, because of how invested I was in the characters. The Narrative of Hotline Miami 2 is very confusing. Everything is in a loose order. Through this style of storytelling, you wanna keep playing the game to unpack it. And overall, I was mesmerized by the gameplay. It's so fun and intense, and this is one of those games where you need to plan your kills out. And I am not going to spoil the story of the game, nor the ending. You have to play it for yourself. Just letting you know, It does not end on a hopeful note.

sonic generations is the kid who became a cop fresh out of high school

this game reminded me so intensely of people i used to know through forums and chatrooms and AIM. i hope you are all living beautiful lives out there somewhere. and i hope you remember me fondly, too, even if it's with a different set of pronouns than the ones i use now.

who named this kid Short Round i feel bad for him

me and big's marriage december 14th 2053 see you there