i am NEVER going to france bro what the FUCK is this

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complicated feelings towards this one. overall i did enjoy it, the story was nice enough and i really liked rikiya and mine. the gameplay manages to be pretty awful at times which is surprising coming right off the back of yakuza 2 which i thought was really fun, you'd think they'd expand upon that system and try to make it better but it just feels.. weird? it's like it was intended to be just slightly faster, but because every enemy is blocking all the time it feels way way slower. idk.

regarding the story. i did like it but it's absolutely not without its issues. the first half is imo amazing, it's a perfect break from the high stakes finish to yakuza 2. ryukyu is a lot of fun to explore and spending time helping your kids out instead of saving kamurocho or whatever is really good. after that though i don't know how fond i am of it. this game has some really really bad pacing issues that i think are definitely at their worst in the latter half, some chapters are less than an hour long. i don't want them to pad them out with side shit that feels unnecessary like yakuza 1 did a lot, but idk. i don't think the shorter chapters work. worst of these is definitely chapter 9, it's effectively just an infodump and it's like. the least interesting one ever. it ends almost immediately after that too like ugh idk it just feels so odd.

in regards to the characters. the good ones are imo really good. rikiya is amazing, joji, tamiya, and nakahara are cool, and i like mine as an antagonist, even if he might not be as good as his predecessors (ryuji specifically. i think i prefer him to nishiki). i also liked kiryu's kids a lot. they're cool. unfortunately a lot of the rest of them (and even some i liked) felt super underdeveloped. mikio doesn't really do enough in the story. which is weird given how he's there from the start. i also thought kanda and hamazaki felt kinda weird in their appearances but i imagine hamazaki will be getting more in yakuza 4. aside from them i really don't think there were many other characters i really have anything to say about.

that'ss about it i think. the side content was cool. revelations are funny. hitman quest was cool until that BITCH ARASE showed up. Good game. i think i prefer y2. excited to see what the Yakuza 4 get up to in the next one.

improvement over the original in just about every way. story feels a lot more focused, gameplay is overall way better, and the characters are a lot more interesting this time around as well. i pray to every god out there that the back attack or something equivalent returns in yakuza 3 and remains throughout the rest of the franchise.

just about everything a metroidvania should be

this game reminded me that i like men.

definitely the best of any fe i've played (which isn't that many, but still). story was great, if a bit predictable, and the gameplay was fun. slightly dated, as this is a remake of an old ass game, but fun regardless. i also loved the characters, it's not often that characters who do basically nothing end up among my favorites and this game has a ton, zeke, tatania, and delthea (mostly cause she got REALLY FUCKING STRONG by the end) especially.

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amazing characters music and story (though i do felt as if the latter dragged a bit from time to time) and i like the combat enough. can be kinda clunky at times especially with the camera (which i do really like overall - the fixed camera angles made running around feel pretty awesome tbh) and lock on but most of the time it's not too big an issue. mostly in that fuckass arase fight. fuck that guy.

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nanashi in heaven: i know how to crank 90s

God: GET OUT‼️

i wasn't going to log the dlcs for borderlands 2 but this one really surprised me in how good it was. it does have some of the most annoying enemies in the game so far (Fuck You Skeleton Seer) but i really liked how they actually tried to like. do something more than just spew stupid shit and have me kill stuff. music was good too and i liked it when zero talked

i Like can't structure my thoughts on this game fully but i love it when hinduism is used to express themes of change and reincarnation and also when heat gave birth

while there are a few shortcomings in regards to characterization and the like, the whole experience more than makes up for it. persona 3 is an absolutely beautiful experience that has affected and changed my life for the better and this is a perfect way to play it.

i am in love with dana zane from this game