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Dragon Quest mixed with Mario Party and Monopoly. Will murder your friendships and turn your kids trans through rng. Would recommend

10/10

Offers a scathing critique of American exceptionalism and in particular, the individualist great man theory narrative associated with Abraham Lincoln by paralleling him and other American icons to one of the few things as bad as America: Fire Emblem

Pretty disappointing. The map and world were pretty big let-downs and I feel like that's a huge component of metroid games. Makes it feel like any other random platformer action game so much so to the point they have to throw in a bunch of legacy characters to remind you what game you're playing. Making morph ball unavailable until like halfway through was kinda baller though. Not worth the wait in my opinion.

boy howdy was that shit railroaded! god forbid we make the player backtrack more than three rooms or try to figure things out on their own damn

I was tricked into thinking the game has gay sex and romance until last week.

Fuck you Vanillaware

Go Mecha Ball's gamefeel is so delicious it should be used to teach classes on character controllers.

It's an instant game of the year contender.
It's a love letter to screenshake.
It's a PhD-level dissertation on "juice".
It's the best core loop I've ever felt in a roguelite.

Tren

2023

Tren rips. It's a game of pure fun that never gets in its own way, constantly throwing new ideas at the player that never tire.
The amount of traversal options, genuinely clever levels and everything was such a joy. This is a can't miss!

>Copy bloodborne
>Add twink
>???
>Profit!

The seminal 21st century horror masterwork. An utterly consuming post-modern translation of Victorian anxieties; the dangers of industrial progress being married to church doctrine as told with both gothic and celestial aesthetics. However it doesn't stop there. That's nothing to say on how the game further goes on to explore the terrifying Eldritch possibilities of unspeakable extraterrestrial beings beyond comprehension lying dormant within labyrinths and our attempts to understand and exploit these cosmic powers. How the result of humanity's endless search for more knowledge is ultimately rendered as capital once it breaches the surface. Just an unimaginably dense work capable of being terrifying, moving, sexy, and amusing in equal measures and completely goes all in on these facets; never shortchanging. My mind spins on the many narrative tangents this game takes you on, its profound sense of empathy for the cursed victims of exploitation, and beyond that it's also just a really fun and addictive gameplay loop with gorgeously designed areas and haunting bosses/enemies that ring in the head long after the television powers off. So stimulating exploring different weapons and builds and seeing what works and what doesn't. Perhaps some of the areas are more annoying than others (Nightmare Frontier, Upper Cathedral Ward, and Yahar'gul can fuck right off) but for something I deeply loved the first time I'm just shocked how much better this feels now. The m-word gets thrown around a lot nowadays but this work of art truly deserves the plaudit of being labelled a masterpiece. A sweeping culmination of everything FromSoftware has been striving to achieve. Everybody else should just stop trying.

the epitome in graphics, gameplay and content of the franchise. a very solid game in every aspect, but at the same time casualized to the point of feeling toothless compared to previous iterations. not a bad game by any means, but being so dumbed down makes it feel more like a puzzle game rather than an RTS at points.

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