nomooremercy
28 Reviews liked by nomooremercy
Halo Infinite
2021
fps for people who doesn't know how to play fps
Resistance 3
2011
The best PS3-exclusive FPS. Doubles down on groady, vicious weapons to rise above the zombie-horde of seventh-gen AAA shooters.
finally some good fucking mario party
This game had some good scripted scares, and the emphasis on hand to hand combat was an interesting departure, but I don't remember too much about this game otherwise. I think there was a hunting lodge with a bear? There's a bathroom? Probably lots of bathrooms, this game is grimy and gross. It was a fun game to get grossed out by as a teenager.
Despite growing up with a copy of the original Ocarina of Time, it wasn't until a few years ago that I actually finished the journey here.
I won't go into the specifics on the game itself (see my review of the original for that) but just about every change made here is for the better.
Better graphics, better UI, adjusted temple design, gryo aiming, it's all here! Absolutely the definitive way to play.
I won't go into the specifics on the game itself (see my review of the original for that) but just about every change made here is for the better.
Better graphics, better UI, adjusted temple design, gryo aiming, it's all here! Absolutely the definitive way to play.
the shaking is horrid i thought it was an issue with quakespasm but no. it's also on the remaster lol
Saints Row
2006
Cool of them to make the shitty side content the actual core of the game in place of engaging mission design, exploration, or literally anything else.
Aged so much worse than I had expected it to and I already wasn't a huge fan at the time.
Aged so much worse than I had expected it to and I already wasn't a huge fan at the time.
This game doesn't feel very special, interesting, or even have great control. It is decent enough, but in a world of Forza Horizon, Grid, NFS Heat, and even Burnout Paradise Remastered, there is no compelling reason to play this.
Project Warlock
2018
docked an entire star for a lives system that literally undid all the work i put on my character and guns and made me start over from scratch
while i may be too retarded to do some of these puzzles, i know some well written characters, beautiful atmosphere and an excellent story when i see one
Hades
2018
I stopped playing this at the 10 hour mark after becoming bored with the repetition, and even after a break I have no desire to come back to it.
Hades makes a strong first impression with its high quality art and voice acting, but the gameplay has neither the variety nor the systemic depth to justify being a roguelike. You are simply grinding through the same levels, same enemies, same bosses - over and over and over - just to get drip-fed a little bit of story or horny dialogue.
Ultimately, the roguelike structure only serves to obnoxiously pad out the game's length. It takes a short, entertaining button-masher and stretches it out to a lengthy, gossamer-thin grindfest. I can put up with a lot of things in games, but I just can't abide boredom.
Hades makes a strong first impression with its high quality art and voice acting, but the gameplay has neither the variety nor the systemic depth to justify being a roguelike. You are simply grinding through the same levels, same enemies, same bosses - over and over and over - just to get drip-fed a little bit of story or horny dialogue.
Ultimately, the roguelike structure only serves to obnoxiously pad out the game's length. It takes a short, entertaining button-masher and stretches it out to a lengthy, gossamer-thin grindfest. I can put up with a lot of things in games, but I just can't abide boredom.
Hades
2018
doing the same shit everytime
A game for people who follow Charlotte Clymer on twitter