Katamari is the purest expression of the concept of “video games”.

These freaks think if they never stop whipping the camera around during the cutscenes we’ll never realize how dull things are.

Looks like it could be an enjoyable time but boy howdy there is nothing here.

Movement, baby, movement. Make it good and the game is fun.

Thank god there’s a Beginner mode. Anyone who ever beat this thing on a Super Nintendo will one day reach Valhalla.

You gotta appreciate a no-frills hardcore mechanics delivery system.

Capcom took all that Street Fighter IV DLC money and wrote themselves the biggest blank check of all time. I love it.

I’ve tried many times but I think the combat is just bad.

More games should star the popular character “Goku”.

Still think the right esoteric life simulator by the right enigmatic Japanese game designer would fix me.

One of those, “but why?” games.

Still just one of the best battle systems to ever do it.

The fact that they don’t make one of these a year is a gd crime.

Maybe the most important game Nintendo ever made.
[Soul Calibur announcer voice] “The Soul of Games Stills Burns.”